II
(Book 1 / Part 2 / Chapter 9)
2:30

HIGH DESERT SKY
Well, I'm back from my second big break of the day. I first went pee and then ran up to the front yard to visit Daisy, who reminded me that in my big writing project it's "Progress over Perfection." I pulled out all of my hidden materials and now can finish or continue my work.
This will be the beginning of the third and final Part of my first book. Dais was also kind of surprised too that Mr. Steve hasn't even given us at least one snack today. But like she says, he's probably really busy today; either calling his customers or doing one of his art projects.
I again told Dais how the day's going, and she's still amazed at what I've accomplished in about eight hours. We were remembering last night looking up at the sky, which made us feel so tiny in size way down here. I'd say it's about two thirty judging by all of the shadows.
JUPITER EDITH HAMILTON (1867-1963)
Well, I'll just say a quick prayer and start again. For some reason looking at the high sky makes me think of that ancient Roman "King of the Gods" named "Jupiter," part of what the Romans called the "Triad of Gods." Dais says that lady Edith Hamilton wrote about them.
In 1985, an Italian Tour Guide told the group about "Juniper," "Juno" and "Minerva." This Encyclopedia says in the city of Rome, those three Gods were worshiped in an area called the "Capitoline" hill; which my boss saw. Libby's scent just floated in from my right.
The "Deity" Jupiter, known to the ancient Greeks as "Zeus;" was like the Vikings "God of Thunder" named "Thor." And I guess, one of his Jupiter's symbols was the Eagle; which came to symbolize the big Roman Empire itself. A Train whistled faintly over there to my left. 

BALD EAGLE HAWK
It says here Jupiter, like Zeus; had two brothers. One was "Neptune," the other "Pluto;" or "Poseidon" and "Hades" to the Greeks. Miss Susan says there used to some Eagles living in our area, or in the mountains; but not anymore. We still do have some Hawks though.
In both ancient Greece, and later Roman culture; there were believed to have been three "Realms." And those three realms were the "Universe, "Sky" and "Water." From what it says here, each one of the three divine brothers "ruled over" each of those three different realms.
Oh what the heck, I might as well and go ahead and write about that Planet Jupiter now. It's the fifth Planet from the Sun in our Solar System, is made up mainly of gas; and of course is named after that one Roman God. This Encyclopedia describes it as being a "Gas Giant." 

"SOLAR SYSTEM" "JUPITER" VERSUS EARTH IN SIZE
Wow! A painting shows in "Scale" how tiny the Earth is compared to Jupiter, which the caption calls the "largest" Planet in our Solar System. It looks like all eight Planets are kind of close to each other but Dais heard Mars is one hundred and forty million miles from Earth.
I wonder if my boss knows this? It says here Scientists say, in the area on Jupiter called the "Red Spot;" the winds go "six hundred miles per hour" and this storm has been going on for over three and a half centuries. We at times have really strong winds here in Piñon Hills.
Jupiter "rotates on its axis" once every ten hours, so is the Planet with the "shortest day." Our year is short, while it takes Jupiter eleven years to "Orbit" around the Sun. Wow! Three "Earth-sized Planets" could fit in Jupiter's Red Spot zone, which looks small from far away. 
THOR
My Encyclopedia says Vikings thought of the Planet Jupiter as "representing" their God "Thor." Like Rome's Jupiter; Thor was thought by Vikings to control "thunder and lightning." Oh wow! Today's "Thursday," and it says here how that name is based on Thor's name.
I guess the ancient "Mesopotamian's" saw Jupiter, the fourth brightest thing in the night sky; as their God "Marduk." Marduk was the "patron deity" of that one famous ancient city of "Babylon." Daisy heard only the Sun, Moon and Venus are brighter from way down here.
Anyway, I'll write more about the different Planets in our Solar System in my three books. Mr. Steve is interested in that subject so I want to learn about things he likes. I don't know why but for some reason I'm still thinking about the years leading up to the American Civil War.
"CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION"
(PHILADELPHIA / 1787)
PAINTING BY HOWARD CHANDLER CHRISTY
What the heck! Even though it's not on my outline right here I feel like writing about how, from the beginning of the U.S. in the late 18th century; there had been big disagreements over "Slavery." Even at that "Constitutional Convention" in 1787 some wanted slavery.
It was a "Confederation" of thirteen States who broke away from England. When they thought of becoming a "Country," the northern States didn't want Slavery; while those in the south did. But, that didn't mean northern white people wanted black people around I guess.
America "Expanded" westward in the first half of the 19th century, and every time a new State was added the issue of slavery came up. As each new area came into the U.S., it had to be decided whether it would be a "Slave" or "Free" State. I can smell some old Mesquite.

SOUTHERN "PLANTATION"
In the southern "Antebellum" States Slaves did all the hard work at those "Plantations." I guess, according to what it says in this Latin Dictionary; Antebellum means "Before the War." Alpha Company of Quail are all streaming underneath Moe the middle Shed right now.
The cotton grown on the Plantations, in the first half of the 19th century; was mainly sold to England. Their factories then used "Machines" to make clothes and things like that. As I've mentioned before, what's now called the "Industrial Revolution" began in the late 1700s.
Boy! I'm tempted to write about that guy John Brown, who I've mentioned before. But, I'd better just wait and do it according to the outlines Daisy and I put together. As I mentioned in chapter eight, he's associated with "Bloody Kansas" and a place called "Harper's Ferry."
THOMAS JEFFERSON (1743-1826)
PAINTING BY REMBRANDT PEALE
Thomas Jefferson and George Washington from "Virginia" were "Founding Fathers." They helped form the "United States" after those original thirteen Colonies broke away from England in the Revolutionary War. I can smell the new baby Cholla cactus over there.
When those thirteen colonies left England Thomas Jefferson wrote the "Declaration of Independence." Like Benjamin Franklin, he was a Scientist and Inventor. Goliath the Gopher Snake crawled into the desert through the right gate slot and Andy watched him closely.
Dais told me a tv show about the Civil War said, even though most northern people didn't like Slavery, they didn't want blacks to move near them. I've mentioned how Thomas Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln hoped to send all of the black people back to Africa. I smell Creosote.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN (1809-1865) WITH FAMILY
This Encyclopedia says Abraham Lincoln was from the State of "Illinois," and in 1860 when he became President was only against slavery's "Expansion." But, that one first group of southern States left anyway. A Motorcycle went zooming bye out there on Primavera Road.
Abraham Lincoln was a "Republican;" until 1854 called the "Whigs." Dais says the tv show said one reason Lincoln won was because the northern and southern "Democrats" were too "divided." Frida and Diego the Bluebirds just flew bye going toward the northeast.
Daisy heard Mr. Steve tell his mom people tried to kill Abraham Lincoln on his Train trip from Illinois to Washington D.C. in early 1861. It says here how this Scottish man named Allan Pinkerton protecting Lincoln. He "tricked" the assassins in the city of Baltimore Dais said.

ALLAN PINKERTON (1818-1884) ON LEFT
A picture shows Allan Pinkerton with President Lincoln during the Civil War. You can really tell how much taller President Lincoln was compared to other people back in those days. Boy! I'd definitely wear a tall hat like the one Abraham Lincoln is wearing in the photo.
It says here, after the Civil War ended in 1865; Allan Pinkerton started what's called a "Detective Agency." The logo has an eye on it, and Daisy heard Mr. Steve tell his brother Sam that's where the term "Private Eye" came from. Their motto was, "We Never Sleep."
During the Civil War Allan Pinkerton "gathered intelligence" for the Union Generals. I guess, he's now known for being good at "acquiring" information; but bad at "interpreting" it. Oh! Blackbeard and Anne Bonny are chasing a Crow, which could be another boy Crow.
CIVIL WAR "BURIAL DETAIL"
I just thought of how President Lincoln's wife Mary's family, who owned Slaves and fought in the Rebel armies; was from "Kentucky." A picture shows black guys "reburying" dead Union Soldiers that have already turned into skeletons. I can smell Libby over there.
Maryland, Delaware, Kentucky and Missouri, even though they kept Slaves; decided to stay in the U.S. when the Civil War broke out back in 1861. Dais says Mr. Steve has been to St. Louis in Missouri. One time he talked about that trip with his sister Susan in Connecticut.
When President Lincoln "freed" the Slaves in 1862, the second year of the Civil War; it only applied to the eleven "Rebellious" States and not those four Slave States who never left the Union. They had to give up their Slaves only in the years after the end of the Civil War.
ROBERT E. LEE (1807-1870) TRAVELER
When Abraham Lincoln was elected President at the end of 1860, many of the southern Slave States immediately "Seceded." And that basically means they didn't want to be part of the U.S. anymore. Instead, they preferred to be their own "Independent" country; or "Nation."
I like the painted photograph of Robert E. Lee sitting on his boy Horse "Traveller." I've mentioned before how U.S.C.'s all white Horse Mascot is named "Traveler," but spelled with one "l'. I see Libby over there to my right walking around slowly near the back of her Corral.
After Fort Sumter surrendered in April of 1861 and President Lincoln called for an army to to raised "Hostilities" began. Then a second group of Slave States left the Union, "Virginia" being one of them. Robert E. Lee was "more loyal to Virginia" than the U.S. it says here.
"FORT SUMTER" SHELLED
("CHARESTON," SOUTH CAROLINA / APRIL, 1861)
ARTWORK BY CURRIER & IVES
I guess, President Lincoln wanted the South to start the war by firing the first shot, which is exactly what happened when South Carolina units "shelled" U.S. property. That's what Fort Sumter out there in the Charleston Harbor was considered. Two of the Pigeons are flying bye.
Over the next three days I'll learn about people who were linked together in history, like Robert E. Lee and Ulysses S. Grant; or Adolph Hitler and Franklin Roosevelt. Queen Elizabeth I and Sir Francis Drake, in the late 16th century; are associated. Heathcliff just crowed.
Those Boxers Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier are now almost thought of as being "tied together in history my boss told his dad. I'll learn about them in my books. Franklin Roosevelt and Adolph Hitler both came to power in 1933, the year after my boss's father was born.
STALIN / ROOSEVELT / CHURCHILL
("TEHRAN" CONFERENCE / 1943)
Actually, three men were connected during World War II, "President" Roosevelt, "Prime Minister" Churchill and "Premier" Stalin. "Politically," they were "World's Apart" as that old saying goes. But, they were "Unified" in fighting Hitler, Mussolini; and the Japanese too.
My Encyclopedia says at the beginning of the American Civil War, for two years in the "Eastern Theater;" Robert E. Lee beat four Union Generals "sent against him." Out in the the "Western Theater," near the Mississippi River; Grant did well. A Train whistled faintly.
By late 1863 President Lincoln was really worried so ordered General Grant to come east and try to beat Robert E. Lee. It says here, in 1864 and until April of 1865; their armies met in "epic" land battles in Virginia. Tomorrow I'll learn in more detail about the Civil War.
AMERICAN CIVIL WAR (1861-1865)
I love maps! A good one shows the overall "Strategy" of each side during the Civil War, and another one has little red stars where all of the big battles were fought. Boy! Daisy's told me a few times how Mr. Steve likes maps, and now I'm really beginning to understand why.
The Civil War map shows what each side was trying to do, and arrows in blue represent the North; while the red arrows show what the South's strategy was. Goliath the Gopher Snake crawled back into the desert. He went through the left vertical slot on the side of the gate.
Andy's sniffing the air over there, guarding the entrance to he and Helen's burrow. The new Spring babies are probably down there sleeping soundly right next to their mom. I can tell by how he now looks that Andy just picked up the scent Goliath left behind when he left.



WILLIAM T. SHERMAN (1820-1891) ULYSSES S. GRANT (1822-1885)
General Grant's good friend was that guy William Tecumseh Sherman was also a good General in the Union Army. He helped Grant take the Mississippi River in the Western Theater, then went to fight in Georgia as Grant faced Robert E. Lee up in Virginia. I smell Andy.
Oh! Alpha Company is going up to the front yard but, all the food Mr. Steve puts out for Birds is probably eaten by this time in the afternoon. They'll teach the babies how to scratch in dirt to maybe get lucky and find a buried seed. Andy's looking at me over here on Elvira.
Because of how good he did "Out West," in 1863 Grant was "Promoted" by President Lincoln; who was desperate. He gave Grant "Overall" command of all the Union forces, which Daisy heard made some other Union Generals really jealous. A Crow just cawed faintly.
CIVIL WAR "CONFEDERATE" PRISONERS
This Encyclopedia says, when General Grant "assumed" overall command of the Union Army; he stopped "exchanging" prisoners. He knew the South had only so many men "able" to even fight for the Confederacy. I guess "P.O.W." is just short for "Prisoner of War."
My right nostril just picked up Libby's scent from over there in her Corral. Oh! Cher the Cat is sitting on top of Manny the far right Shed eating a Mouse; which suddenly makes me kind hungry. Boy! I can't wait to see what we get for dinner, and I know Dais is hungry too.
In books two and three I'll write about the two 20th century "World Wars." I'll also learn about the 1918 "Treaty of Versailles," which ended the First World War; and the years "Between the Wars." The terrible 1930's "Great Depression" followed those good "Roaring" 1920's.
FRANZ FERDINAND
I just thought about a Scottish band Daisy told me about called FRANZ FERDINAND. One time in Mr. Steve's bedroom she and that other Dog Millie saw a good "Video" of their song called "Take Me Out." There are two crisscrossed vapor trails extending slowly in the sky.
My favorite band will always be DEVO, but Daisy thinks I'd like FRANZ FERDINAND. Mr. Steve called their Take Me Out Video "clever" and "quirky." Parts remind him of the 1960's "Psychedelic" BEATLES images, "Surrealistic Dada;" and also Soviet "Propaganda" art.
A Scottish girl told my boss FRANZ FERDINAND got their named from the Race Horse "Archduke Ferdinand." In my books I'll learn about the Art movement called "Dada," which Mr. Steve's mom studied. The girl thought FRANZ FERDINAND "fancied Monty Python."
ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND AND WIFE KILLED
( SARAJEVO, SERBIA / JUNE 28, 1914)
PAINTING BY ACHILLE BELTRAME
My Encyclopedia says World War I began in 1914, the same year Grandma Trujillo was born. I guess, a "Serbian" man named Gavrilo Princip assassinated the "heir to the throne" of "Austria-Hungary;" called the "Archduke." His name was Franz Ferdinand it says here.
Not only did that guy Gavrilo Princip kill the "Archduke," he killed his wife too. I guess, before the Archduke and his wife were "shot;" the Archduke had already "batted away" a bomb intended to kill him. A flock of Birds high up there in the sky are moving toward the east.
A tv show Daisy and Millie saw one time said the killing of the Archduke "triggered" a "domino effect" where countries had to "honor alliances." What came after that turned out to be the biggest war ever, until World War II that is. I smell Libby over there in her Corral.
FRANZ FERDINAND / WIFE GAVRILO PRINCIP (1894-1918)
(1863-1914)
The caption below a picture says it shows the Archduke and his wife just before they got killed by that Serbian guy Gavrilo Princip. The man on the tv show said Gavrilo Princip "died in prison" four years later. Oh wow! Franz Ferdinand's last words were, "It is nothing."
Mr. Steve's father gave him books about the two 20th century World Wars. Boy! I'm so glad we're not in a war right now. Daisy says some people think someday there will be a big civil war right here in America, between "Left Wing" Liberals and "Right Wing" Conservatives.
In both world wars the Germans fought the Russians so the idea of Germany fighting a "Two Front" war is really important. In World War II Stalin had the "advantage of numbers" in being able to lose way more men in one of those "Wars of Attrition." Heathcliff crowed.

VLADIMIR LENIN (1870-1924) JOSEPH STALIN (1878-1953)
Mr. Steve thinks Joseph Stalin, who didn't care about the lives of Soldiers; learned to be "ruthless" from that other guy Vladimir Lenin. From 1941 through 1945, in the Second World War; the Germans killed over twenty five million Russians I guess. A Crow is squawking.
I guess, my boss once met an older man from the "Ukraine;" who said at times in World War I the Russians didn't have enough weapons. So the Officers told the men to simply pick up and use the rifles of their dead "Comrades." Now two Crows are fighting out in the desert.
Daisy says a tv show said Joseph Stalin seldom laughed. But he chuckled when someone joked in the Soviet army it was "more dangerous to retreat than move forward." That's because behind the Russian Soldiers were always men whose job it was to kill anyone who retreated.
"MG-42" MACHINE GUN
In my books I'll learn about the history of "Guns." Nazi Germany developed many guns during World War II but the "Mg-42" Machine Gun" was the one the Allied Soldiers feared the most. It could shoot twelve hundred times in one minute and made this "terrifying" sound.
A man once told my boss Russian Soldiers also "feared" the Mg-42, which the British and Americans came to call "Hitler's Buzzsaw." This one Encyclopedia says how MG-42 is short for "Maschinengewehr 42." My German Dictionary says that means, "Machine Gun 42."
Daisy told me Mr. Steve's friend Mark Ritter who died knew a lot about Machine Guns. He once described the Mg-42 as having good "knock down or stopping power," and was good at "suppressing fire." Frida and Diego the Bluebirds are flying bye right now, going east.
"BATTLE OF KURSK" (1943)
That 1943 "Battle of Kursk," between Hitler's "Nazi" Germany and Stalin's "Soviet" Russia; was the largest battle ever fought. The Germans used that Dive Bomber nicknamed the "Stuka." My German Dictionary says "Sturzkampfflugzeug" means a "Dive Bomber."
Just like the sound of the MG-42 was intimidating, so was the sound of the siren mounted under a Stuka. When it dove down toward those on the ground it was loud, and a Polish girl said her parents later had Nightmares about the scary sound. A Train just whistled faintly.
In World War II Germany had about seven million Soldiers but, the Soviet Union could "Muster" or assemble twenty million men. Germany killed about twenty seven million Russians from 1941 through 1945 and sixteen million of those were "Civilians." A Lizard ran bye.

HEINZ GUDERIAN (1888-1954)

Daisy saw a tv show about a German General named Heinz Guderian, the "Father of the Blitzkrieg." He said fighting Russia was like "an Elephant attacking an Ant hill," the Elephant kills millions of Ants but, more Ants keep coming. Finally, the Elephant dies from the stings.
Oh! What a coincidence that I see a a line of Ants down there on the Patio floor, on the other side of the coffee table Miss Emily gave my boss. They kind of look like a marching army. Hey God! Thank You for helping me down here, because I think I feel You watching me.
Germany attacked Russia on June 22, 1941, and by that December had killed or captured about six million Soviet Soldiers. By early in 1941, using "Blitzkrieg" tactics; Hitler had already conquered most of Europe except England. Donald and Daisy are quacking over there.
"BLITZKRIEG" ("RUSSIAN FRONT")
In book three on Saturday I'll write about the country of "Poland" and one of the things I'll learn about is World War II. Mr. Steve's dad thinks Poland, like ancient Israel; was "very unlucky" in being located right in between two powerful Empires. I can smell Mesquite.
Mr. Steve and his dad both think one of Adolph Hitler's biggest "blunders" in World War II was attacking the Soviet Union. Up until 1941, Germany and Russia were "Allies;" but Hitler made the same exact mistake Napoléon did in the early 19th century. I'm so glad it's Spring.
As I've said before, the U.S. came into World War II because "Imperial" Japan, Germany and Italy's ally; surprise attacked us in December of 1941 at "Pearl Harbor" in Hawaii. By then the war had been going on for about three years already. That Dragonfly zoomed bye.
"PEARL HARBOR" (DECEMBER 7, 1941)
President Roosevelt called December 7, 1941, when Japan surprise attacked the U.S.; a day that would "live in infamy." By December 1941 the German army, or "Wehrmacht;" was "Closing in On" the Russian city of Moscow. I see a white vapor trail up there in the sky.
According to my German Dictionary Wehrmacht means "Armed Forces," which is what the German military was called under Hitler's Nazis. Before that I guess the armies were called the "Reichswehr." Some Ducks are quacking but, as usual; Daffy's voice is way louder.
Much of the "U.S. Pacific Ocean Fleet" was "Sunk or Damaged" at Pearl Harbor on that one Sunday morning in 1941. Mr. Steve's father was nine years old and his mom was six. There were no tv's back then so many people heard news of the surprise attack on their Radios.
CHARLES LINDBERGH (1902-1974) JOSEPH KENNEDY (1888-1969)
My Encyclopedia says right up until December of 1941 many Americans didn't want to fight in World War II. But after that most people "changed their minds." Mr. Steve's dad thinks it was mainly the Second World War that finally got the U.S. economy out of the depression.
On Saturday in book three I'll write about these Americans called "Isolationists" who in 1941 said, "America First." They didn't want the United States to enter the war and two of them were that famous Pilot Charles Lindbergh and Joseph Kennedy Sr. A Crow just cawed.
Rudy the Roadrunner ran bye out there in the desert, right behind the Sheds; and I saw how he has a dead Snake in his mouth. It looks dead already so he won't need to body slam it to the ground the way Roadrunners so often do. I smell the baby Cholla cactus over there.
ADMIRAL ISOROKU YAMAMOTO (1884-1943)
This morning I wrote a little bit about that guy Admiral Yamamoto, who "Planned" the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor; but we killed in 1943. Fannie and Freddie are sitting on a tall Joshua tree which is just behind Moe the middle Shed. They're talking to each other as usual.
I guess Admiral Yamamoto, before Pearl Harbor; said he could guarantee six months of "free reign" before the "industrial might" of the U.S. would "come into play." But, after Pearl Harbor he said he feared they "woke up a sleeping giant." He turned out to be right on that.
Attacking the Soviet Union turned out to be one of Adolph Hitler's biggest mistakes. Hey God! As You know, in my books I'll write more about how some people think You caused that guy Hitler to sometimes have really bad judgement. I can smell Theodora's Creosote bush.
NAPOLÉON'S "RETREAT FROM RUSSIA" (1812)
PAINTING BY ERNEST MEISSONIER
I guess, in 1941 Hitler made the exact same mistake Napoléon made in 1812; when his "Grande Arme" attacked "Czarist" Russian. Napoléon hoped to force Russia to stop "Trading" with his biggest enemy England, but it turned out to be a total disaster. Dawn's barking.
Wow! This Encyclopedia says in 1812 Napoléon attacked Russia with an army of almost 600,000 men. And just like Hitler a century later, he did good at first but, then Winter "set in" so he had to make a "nightmarish" retreat. Boy! Only 20,000 made it back to France alive!
Hey God! Was it You who caused Napoléon and Hitler to fail the way Dais believes? She says Mr. Steve thinks 1812 was a very important year because, not only did Napoléon fail to beat Russia; the U.S. began a second war with England. In that war Washington D.C. was burned.

WAR OF 1812 (WHITE HOUSE BURNED)
PAINTING BY TOM FREEMAN
That song the "Star Bangled Banner" was written during the War of 1812 from what a tv show Daisy saw said. I guess, out here in California some big earthquakes damaged the Spanish Missions in 1812. A small flock of Birds is flying bye way up there in the now high blue sky.
Mr. Steve's father thinks, as bad as Hitler's decision was to attack the Soviet Union; his "declaring war" on America right after Pearl Harbor was "worse." It made Winston Churchill so happy. As they say, Hitler "Sealed his own Fate;" or signed his own "Death Warrant."
I guess Hitler was overconfident in 1941 and, also felt obligated to help Japan and Benito Mussolini's Fascist Italy as his "Allies." He controlled almost all of Europe at the end of 1941. And, Japan not only bombed Pearl Harbor; but conquered a lot of land right after that too.
"ROSIE THE RIVETER"
That guy Admiral Yamamoto turned out to be right! Just like in the American Civil War, the "Industrial" Sleeping Giant of the American economy ended up winning the Second World War; in both "Theaters." President Roosevelt even called it, "The arsenal of Democracy."
Mr. Steve and his brothers grew up with this guy named "Tim." During World War II, because the men were fighting; women came in and did jobs building Planes and things like that. I guess Tim's mom was one of those and worked at a big Factory in the city of "Burbank."
Fortunately for us Mr. Steve thinks, we won the biggest war of all time. Unfortunately for the world, as usual in history; that means to a large extent the U.S. since then can do whatever we want. America in 2014 is now the most "Affluent" or rich country in all of human history.


UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
It's not fair for one Kingdom, Empire or Country to dominate others my boss says, but it's totally normal in history. The "Haves" always "Exploit" the "Have Nots," and "Might is usually Right." As his Niece Samantha said that time, "It's not fair that life is not fair."
Daisy and I like it when Mr. Steve takes a break from doing yardwork, and sits on Miss Emily's old Coffee Table back here; because then he also pets and hugs us. Daisy loves to have here stomach and chest rubbed, I prefer my ears massaged. A Train whistled faintly.
On very hot Summer days you can't leave even one crumb of food out without those little Grease Ants showing up. One time the phone was ringing when Mr. Steve got home so he put a Pizza down on the kitchen counter. When he came back twenty minutes later it was too late.


ANT HILL

Daisy says, by the time Mr. Steve came back; thousands of Grease Ants were swarming all over the Pizza! Daisy says our boss was so mad but just let them have it. He left it there to see how long it would take the Ants to "Disassemble" and take it away "Crumb by Crumb."
It ended up taking the Ants, who left behind only the meat and a shell from the crust; six hours to eat or carry away most of the Pizza I guess. Dais one time saw two types of Ants in a big battle that resembled "Hand to Hand" combat. Dawn's barking over there next door.
Daisy told me about "Anteaters" and these other things called "Armadillos. She says that Anteaters have very skinny heads and a really, really long sticky tongue. They have big claws for digging and then stick their tongues into the Anthill to grab ahold of some Ants to eat!
WORLD WAR II CAPTURED SOVIET SOLDIERS (1941)
Wow! A picture in this Encyclopedia shows thousands of Soviet prisoners captured on the "Eastern Front." I guess a Front is kind of like a Theater. Boy! The caption says, from June until December of 1941; almost "two million" prisoners were "taken" by the Germans.
I've mentioned a few times how, in the Second World War when Hitler's Germany fought the Soviet Union under Joseph Stalin; it was the largest in "Scale" war ever in history. And the battles were the biggest and bloodiest in all of history too. A Train just whistled faintly.
When Hitler's "Nazi" Germany attacked Stalin's "Soviet Union," in June of 1941; three million Germans were involved. But, the Soviets had even more than that defending their land. The Germans called that 1941 attack "Operation Barbarosa" and it was "Epic" in size.
FREDERICK BARBAROSSA (1122-1190)
This Encyclopedia says Germany's 1941 invasion was named for a 12th century German King named Frederick Barbarossa. And this one Italian Dictionary says Barbarossa is how you would say "Red Beard." I guess that guy "Frederick I" was the "Holy Roman Emperor."
It says here King Frederick I was Christian like us, and he led the "Third Crusade" from 1189 through 1192. He was was a "contemporary" of Richard "The Lionheart" of England who fought "Saladin" over in Jerusalem. That other guy "Robin Hood" also lived then too.
I just thought of a 19th century "Outlaw" named Jesse James from "Missouri." During the Civil War he and his older brother Frank fought for the South, but in the years after his gang robbed Banks, Trains and other things like that. The four Pigeons are flying bye right now.
JESSE JAMES (1847-1882) FRANK JAMES (1843-1915)
Some say Jesse James was a 19th century Robin Hood, "robbing the rich to give to the poor." Mr. Steve thinks both probably "robbed people and sometimes helped the poor." Mr. Bob, who grew up near us but now lives in Missouri; has read about Jesse James Dais says.
Mr. Ralph read, if there was a Robin Hood; he lived in England at the time of King Richard The Lionheart. But, there was likely never really a person named Robin Hood just like there was probably never a King Arthur; or a place called "Camelot." Heathcliff crowed.
In my three long books I'll learn about Russia and, all of a sudden for some reason I just thought of some of the Russian "Czars" in history. I've mentioned how, the "Title" Czar is what the Russians call "Caesar;" and "Kaiser" is German for that name too. I smell Mesquite.

IVAN "THE TERRIBLE" PETER "THE GREAT" CATHERINE "THE GREAT"
(1530-1584) (1672-1725) (1729-1796)
PAINTING BY VICTOR VASNETSOV PAINTING BY PAUL DELAROCHE PAINTING BY JOHANN BAPTIST LAMPI
Czar Ivan "The Terrible" lived in the 1500's and, like many "Rulers" in history; tortured and killed people he didn't like. A century later came Peter "The Great," while Catherine "The Great" lived in the 18th century. I just glanced up and see Libby over there in her Corral.
As with all countries Mr. Steve says, much of Russia's history is at times very bloody and brutal. My Dictionary says the word "Autocrat" means; "A Ruler with absolute authority." In the 20th century there were a lot of those, and I'll learn about many of them in my books.
During the Middle Ages Russia was one of those "Feudal" societies where most people had little money. But then, in the 18th century Peter the Great and later Catherine the Great tried to "Modernize" Russia. Daffy, and some of the other Ducks too; are quacking next door.
"RUSSIAN REVOLUTION"
PAINTING BY VLADIMIR SEROV
Well, back to writing about the 20th century. A painting in this Encyclopedia shows that guy Vladimir Lenin, in 1917 during that "Russian Revolution;" making a speech. The caption says he's "rallying a big crowd" and I can see how some of the people are holding guns.
In World War I Russia was on the side of the Allies, against the armies of Germany, Austria-Hungary and Turkey. But Dais heard, that guy Czar Nicholas did such a bad job and so many Soldiers died; people finally "got fed up" and revolted. He and his family were killed.
Mr. Steve's dad knows about 1917, the First World War's fourth year; where Lenin and his "Communist Bolsheviks" overthrew the Russian Government. Then they "withdrew" from the war. Wow! This Encyclopedia uses the word "incompetent" to describe Czar Nicholas.
VLADIMIR ILYICH LENIN LEON TROTSKY JOSEPH STALIN (1870-1924) (1879-1940) (1878-1953)
In 1917 three Revolutionary leaders were Lenin, Trotsky and Stalin. Lenin had been in "exile" but the Kaiser's Germany secretly returned him to Russia. I guess, "Lenin" is just an "alias" and so is "Stalin;" which means "Steel" in Russian. Andy's guarding their hole.
Lenin "pulled Russia out" of World War I, which is exactly what Germany wanted. And then over the next few years, thousands died in a bloody civil war as Bolsheviks "consolidated" their "grip on power." Daisy says that's just a nicer way of saying to kill off your enemies.
As I've said before, Lenin, Trotsky and Stalin all studied the "Socialist" ideas in that one guy Karl Marx's books "Das Capital" and the "Communist Manifesto." The Communists won the civil war. Then from 1921, all the way through 1991; Russia was called the "U.S.S.R."

KARL MARX (1818-1883)
I've mentioned how that guy Karl Marx was a German Jew who, with his wife and kids; lived mostly in England. Some countries did not want him around because of his ideas. I guess, U.S.S.R. just stands for the much longer name of "Union of Soviet Socialist Republics."
From 1921 Russia was known as the "Soviet Union." On Saturday mornings when we go in the living room to watch cartoons, I've noticed my boss's collection of hats right near the fire place. One is a furry black hat from Russia, with a "Hammer and Sickle" pin on the front.
Over the next three days I'm going to learn about music my boss likes. So, three bands I'll be finding out about are the BEATLES, ROLLING STONES and BEACH BOYS. Daisy told me Mr. Steve now associates some of their songs with certain points or moments in his life.
BEATLES ROLLING STONES BEACH BOYS
I haven't heard much music because I can only hear it when my boss brings his magical Boombox outside or we go in the living room on Saturday mornings. But one time I heard that BEATLES song called "Back In The U.S.S.R." I see a long vapor trail up there in the sky.
Dais heard, as a kid; Mr. Steve did line drawings of the BEATLES, ROLLING STONES and BEACH BOYS logos. Well, I still have more to write about 20th century history. In 1924, while in jail for leading an attempted "Coup;" Hitler wrote his famous book "Mein Kampf."
Mein Kampf means "My Struggle" in German, and I guess in his book written thirteen years before he attacked the Soviet Union; Hitler said he'd conquer Russia for "Lebensraum" or "Living Space" for the German people. So it wasn't a secret to anyone who read his book.
"MEIN KAMPF"
To everyone's surprise, in 1939 Hitler became Stalin's "Ally," so they could "Divide Up" Poland. But in 1941 he broke that agreement and attacked Stalin, who Mr. Steve and his father think actually admired Hitler's "Cold-Blooded" ruthlessness. A Lizard went running bye.
In his book Hitler said Russia was Germany's obvious enemy because with it's "Natural Resources" like oil, and endless supply of "Slave Labor;" he could conquer the world. He also thought "Bolshevism" and "Judaism" connected. Libby whinnied over there to my right.
Daisy heard Mr. Steve talking on the phone with his father, who thinks Stalin was hoping he and Hitler together could conquer the world. In some ways I guess, Stalin and Hitler had a lot "In Common." Both knew well the "Power of Hate" and use of violence in human history.
MAO ZEDONG (1893-1976)
Because Mr. Steve's dad knows about Socialism versus Capitalism, he's read about that Chinese guy Mao Zedong. "Mao," like Hitler and Stalin; "instinctively" understood the power of "Sweet Revenge" as he called it. And he said, "Power comes from the barrel of a gun."
"Retribution," or "Justifiable Revenge;" allows a person more easily to hate. Hey God! Neither Hitler, Stalin or Mao believed in any "Spirituality," except in as much as it helped them "Politically." They all totally believed fear was way more effective than love in this world.
Mr. Steve and his father think Hitler used the "Pomp and Ceremony" of us Catholics in trying to create a "Secular" religion in our "Temporal" world down here. I guess both he and that other guy Heinrich Himmler, head of the "S.S.;" were raised as German Catholics.
POLAND ATTACKED "OPERATION "BARBAROSA" (SEPTEMBER, 1939) (JUNE, 1941)
By June of 1941, when Hitler attacked Stalin; he had taken most of Europe except for the country of England. At first Stalin was in "Shock" and didn't react immediately. But, like Mr. Steve's dad says; he "should've" read Hitler's mid-1920's book. That was a huge mistake.
Hitler told his Soldiers Stalin's Soviet Union was a "Hollow Shell," and all they had to do was; "Kick in the door and the whole rotten edifice will crumble." He knew, in the 1930's Stalin had "Purged" his intellectuals and military leadership. That just means he killed them.
In 1939, as part of the deal to divide up Poland; Stalin was also given "Free Reign" to take the country of "Finland" too. And Hitler noticed how, what should've been an easy victory; took the Russians longer than anyone had thought. Two of the Pigeons are flying bye right now.
HO CHI MINH (1890-1969) "HO CHI MINH" TRAIL
I wrote earlier about that ancient Greek King named "Phyrrus," who won a battle but at too high a cost because his enemy could afford to lose more men than he could. It was like in the 19th century American Civil War. And that's what happened to Germany in World War II.
The U.S. lost the Vietnam War and one reason was because the North Vietnamese leader Ho chi Minh said he could, and was willing to; lose ten men for every one American killed. Rudy the Roadrunner just ran bye right n front of the Sheds. But today I won't chase after him.
Daisy's so right! If I ever did catch Rudy or Speedy the Squirrel I'd lose by winning and it would be a "Short-Lived" or "Hollow" empty victory because we'd never see them again. And I don't need any food. We're not starving the way a lot of other Cats and Dogs are nowadays.
MR. STEVE (AGE TWELVE)
The opposite of losing by winning is "Winning by Losing," which I heard Mr. Steve call a "Blessing in Disguise." When he was twelve he was on a Little League team that lost every game but they learned from it. My learning to survive out in that field helps me now Dais thinks.
Daisy once heard Mr. Steve on the phone with his friend Rick and they talked about that Little League team. It was actually a good hitting team but they had no pitching. And at the end of the season the other teams never thought of them as a "Pushover" or just a "Doormat."
Sister Rita Joseph said professional Athletes are judged by winning because we worship money in our society, but they probably learn more about life by losing. Mr. Steve was the "Lead Off" hitter on that losing team but had a good year. He hit .308 and scored a lot of "Runs." 

RUDY
I just noticed Rudy the Roadrunner standing on a branch of the Mulberry tree and he's got a dead Lizard hanging limply from his mouth. Alpha Company of Quails is going under Moe the middle Shed. Boy! Angeline is so much bigger than all of the other adult Quails.
Mr. Steve and Mr. Rick recalled how the team that lost every game lost so many "High Scoring" games. They even let Mr. Steve "Try his Hand" at pitching but he was terrible. Every game was "Competitive" and even the best teams "never took them for granted" he says.
At the end of the year teams trying to make the "Playoffs" were afraid Mr. Steve's team might play the part of what they call a "Spoiler." Rudy jumped down on the ground and is now running away with his food. For some reason seeing Rudy right now makes me feel good.



RUDY WITH LIZARD
Some don't know this but, a Roadrunner can lift off the ground and glide for a while. It's just not fair when Rudy coasts, and lands on a fence or bush; "Out of Range." Daisy one times saw Rudy, who at times makes a clattering sound; catch a Dragonfly right out of the air.
I've also heard Rudy making a low Pigeon-like coo. One time I chased him so he landed on our front fence near the road, and seemed to be smirking in looking down at me from up on his "Perch." Mr. Steve thought it funny as I barked and spun around helplessly in circles.
Then, to my amazement; Rudy jogged along the top rail of our front fence! At first Daisy didn't believe me and thought I was "Pulling her Leg" as they say. But Mr. Steve saw it too from his office window so was able to "Confirm" or "Witness" my sort of hard to believe claim.


MAGGIE CÓRDOVA
Before I trusted him, Mr. Steve at times got upset with me when I "Faked him Out" and wouldn't let him catch me. Mr. Mike joked I must be "part Gazelle" and could "Dodge a Bullet" if I had to. Rudy just ate that Lizard over there, on the side of Jack the biggest Shed.
When my boss got me from that field, in my "Heart of Hearts; I knew he wasn't going to hurt me. So, even though it was hard; I let him catch me and didn't even bite or anything! For a time I wouldn't let him touch me that much but now I willingly let him do it all the time.
I now like when Mr. Steve cleans my eyes or checks my coat and ears for stickers or these Bugs called Fleas. One reason I look forward to the mornings is because he uses an amazing soft paper called "Kleenex" to wipe the "sleep" from our eyes. Ah! I smell some Creosote.
PRINTING PRESS JOHANNES GUTENBERG BIBLE
(c.1400-1468)
Boy! How could anyone have invented paper? Mr. Steve read the first "known" paper is Chinese. That 15th century German guy Johannes Gutenberg made a "Printing Press." After a trip to Egypt Mr. Hussein brought my boss's parents artwork that used "Papyrus" in it.
Mr. Steve and his father think Gutenberg's invention of the "Printing Press" one of the most important things ever to happen. All of these Dictionaries and Encyclopedias with writing on them seem miraculous to me sometimes. Dawn's barking and I smell Blinky next to her.
I remember I couldn't believe my eyes the first time my boss used that "Lighter" by just pressing a button to make fire come out. Dais told me about those astounding "Match Sticks." She says if we ever time travel to the past we should take a few lighters and matches with us.

"BLACK WIDOW" SPIDER
Oh my God! Over near a small pile of wood I see one of those "Black Widow" Spiders Daisy's so afraid of because they're poisonous and you can die if they bite you. I wonder if it's true female Black Widows eat the smaller males after they mate? I like Dawn's voice.
Daisy thinks maybe girl Black Widows eat the males before he can eat her babies. She saw the tv show that said boy Lions kill the babies when they take over a group and, many types of Fish do the same. In Fish Tanks you have to protect babies in little net cages I guess.
Heathcliff, who Mr. Steve jokes "rules the roost;" just crowed over there next door. Just like a King, he tells all the Hens what to do. Daisy says Mr. Steve "calls the shots," and has the "final say" around here so if he tells us to "jump;" we just have to do it asking "how high."

DAISY / MAGGIE CÓRDOVA
Daisy says it's ironic how, after not wanting to be touched; I now actually look forward to our morning examinations. I learned from Daisy where to stand, conveniently in just the right spot below Mr. Steve's hands; so he'll think about petting my head. Dawn's now barking.
I used to panic when Mr. Steve forcibly turned me over to check my stomach. But, after I saw how Daisy totally relaxed and willingly accepted it; I did too and now like it. Sometimes my boss has to trim and cut Daisy's thick fur and she now really can't wait to let him do it.
There's nothing Daisy enjoys more than being what they call "Groomed." She'd do it all day if she could, even though she knows it's not really good to do things "In Excess." I wrote this morning how one of my nicknames was "Spook," after that band SPOOKIE TOOTH.

SPOOKIE TOOTH
As I said this morning, Mr. Steve called me Spookie because when I first came over here to live on these two acres I was kind of "Spooked." Daisy says SPOOKIE TOOTH was a British band from the late-1960's and early 1970's. Andy's over there guarding their burrow.
I guess SPOOKIE TOOTH were sort of unique in that they used two keyboard players, one on piano and the other guy on organ. One member, Gary Wright; a few years later did this song called "Dream Weaver." Daisy and Millie heard it one time and really liked it a lot.
Dais says Mr. Steve told that kid Jason SPOOKY TOOTH'S Guitarist founded the band FOREIGNER, who did some "Hard Rock" songs Mr. Steve used to try to play. FOREIGNER, like 1970's FLEETWOOD MAC; had both British and American members in it Daisy heard.

FOREIGNER JUDAS PRIEST
Because our boss likes Hard Rock music, Dais and I now want to like it too. That British Heavy Metal band JUDAS PRIEST "Covered" SPOOKY TOOTH'S song called "Better by You, Better by Me." Now in my head I'm hearing their song "You Got Another Thing Coming.
At first Mr. Steve thought maybe I wasn't “Wired” quite right and maybe I wasn't Daisy says. Who wouldn't be after having to live out in that field. But I'm doing better now, and don't even "Twitch" as much; although I'm still at times nervous and what's called "Skittish."
Hey God! Thank You for making my boss like me. He jokingly described me to Mr. Mike as being a “work in progress.” For a long time I was really afraid to go into the garage but not anymore at all and, as a "Matter of Fact;" now I always go in there the way Daisy does.

OUR HOUSE
One thing my boss did in getting me to go inside the garage was put our food and water bowels at the very back. At first, I didn't like this at all but; it forced me to get "Used to It. Mr. Steve has a lot of things up there in the garage, like tools and other possibly necessary things.
If she weren't watching out to warn me in case Mr. Steve comes outside; Daisy would be laying at the back of the garage where her Barney the Dinosaur blanket is. It's spread out on the floor near the utility room door. Blackbeard and Anne Bonny just flew bye right now.
Daisy's been hanging around near the front door to the house, or below Mr. Steve's office window; so she can bark and let me know if he comes outside. That will give me the "Heads Up" as they say. Mr. Randy used that phrase one morning last Summer as as he cut up wood.
CROSBY, STILLS, NASH & YOUNG
("DÉJÀ VU" / 1979)
Daisy told me about a good singing group from Los Angeles called CROSBY, STILLS, NASH & YOUNG. They have a song about their house and it's even called "Our House." I just noticed how Andy the Squirrel is over there sniffing the air and looking at me on the Patio.
Mr. Dave said the song Our House was on the C.S.N.Y. album "Déjà vu," written about a house in "Laurel Canyon, where Graham Nash and Joni Mitchell lived. My boss has been to Laurel Canyon a few times. He was in the 9th Grade at Alemany High School back in 1970.
Pigpen the Gopher popped his head out of his hole and is now sniffing the air because he can't see me over here sitting on my couch Elvira. Daisy saw this cartoon called "Alvin and the Chipmunks." She says a Chipmunk is sort of like a Gopher in living down in the ground.
SIMON, ALVIN, THEODORE
Dais told me how the cartoon is about three talented singing Chipmunks named "Simon," "Theodore" and "Alvin." Their voices are unique and, even though Alvin's the leader; Simon seems like the smartest Daisy thinks. She says I would like the big "A" on Alvin's clothes.
Alvin the Chipmunk seems kind of "Mischievous" Dais says. This Encyclopedia says a Chipmunk lives in "burrows" like Gophers and some Squirrels, their tunnels can be twenty feet long, and they store food" to eat in Winter. Pigpen smelled me so went back into his hole.
I guess, Chipmunks carry "excavated" dirt away from the burrow entrance so predators won't notice their hole. A group of Chipmunks is called a "Scurry." I can tell by how he's so still that Andy is alert for any possible danger to he and Helen's new Spring babies down there.

"CHIPMUNK"
It says here Chipmunks have "cheek pouches" which "expand" really big to carry food back to their burrow. Mr. Steve thinks that's an example of Charles Darwin's idea of "Natural Selection." This good picture shows how Chipmunks have cute little hands to hold things.
California's in a "Drought" but we have those miraculous water "Faucets" which give us unlimited water. Sometimes in Summer my boss fills our water buckets with these hard frozen things called "Ice Cubes." Daisy told me one time how they're made by controlling the cold.
I know from experience not to lick a new ice cube as they can stick right to your tongue! I definitely won't make that mistake ever again, and now just wait for the ice cubes to melt and get "Absorbed" into the warmer water. Oh! Cher the Cat just slinked bye near the Sheds.
MOOKIE WILSON MISS FOOT
I've mentioned how my boss has had Cats like Mookie Wilson and Miss Foot for example. Daisy says I'm lucky he's patient because I got here with a lot of “emotional baggage.” If I could time travel like Mr. Peabody I'd want to go meet Mookie and Miss Foot, Lady of course.
At times Mr. Steve has thought about getting rid of me; thinking that maybe I was just too “wild.” So I have to make him proud of me by learning to read and write and doing these three long books. Then hopefully, he'll want to keep me around and never, ever get rid of me.
Daisy thinks Mr. Steve has now what they call "Bonded" emotionally with us so, it's not at all likely he'd send us away. We're sort of like his kids now and I know one thing for sure, he's definitely replaced the parents I never had. Some Ducks are quacking, but Daffy's louder.

STATUE IN FRONT YARD
Hey God! That lady joked maybe You sent me over here to teach my boss patience. His friend Frank said I might bring him good luck if he kept me. And, luckily for me; at the time he was "Considering" maybe getting rid of me he met this one really nice older Muslim man.
I guess that man, even though most Muslims don't care for us Dogs; told my boss, "Allah tends to favor the compassionate." Right away Mr. Steve remembered how that was what this Arab man said in the movie "Lawrence of Arabia." I do want to see that movie someday.
Mr. Steve likes movies with Charlton Heston, Peter O'Toole and Clint Eastwood in them. Daisy says in the movie Lawrence of Arabia Peter O'Toole plays the British First World War I Soldier T.E. Lawrence, who leads some Arabs fighting the Ottoman Turks. Dawn's barking.
T.E. LAWRENCE (1888-1935) "LAWRENCE OF ARABIA"
Daisy says Millie liked the scene in Lawrence of Arabia where someone says to Lawrence, who's "Taking In" two poor orphan boys; "Allah favors the compassionate." As You know God, my boss thinks You created the Universe but then left it alone. Two of the Pigeons flew bye.
Mr. Steve thinks people have "Free-Will" to do good or bad but knows some cultures, like the ancient Greeks and Romans; believed in "Pre-destination." The Greeks had three Goddess's called the "Three Fates." Mr. Steve says that one lady Edith Hamilton wrote about them.
I guess those three Goddess's, "Morai;" were sisters and might've been Zeus's daughters. The Goddess "Clotho" spun the thread of life, "Lachesis" wove it; and "Atropos" finally cut it. Daisy says the ancient Greeks believed those three sisters totally controlled people's "Fate."


"THREE FATES"
Daisy says Mr. Hussein down in Sylmar said "talata," Arabic for "three;" is a "lucky" number. I want to believe 3 is my lucky number too, because Daisy, me and Mr. Steve are a good team. In the movie Lawrence of Arabia Lawrence and his two orphans helped each other.
I really do believe God You had me brought over here to live because who knows if I'd be alive now. Daisy says every day unwanted Dogs and Cats are "Put Down," or "Euthanized;" by the government. Those are just two nicer ways of saying "killed" she sometimes jokes.
Hey God! There are times when I wonder why I got so lucky? But now, I want to believe my "Destiny" is to protect these two fenced in acres and my boss. Dais and Millie saw a tv show about ancient Rome's "Praetorian Guards," whose job it was to protect all the Emperors.


"PRAETORIAN" GUARDS
Daisy wants to believe God, that You sent us here to protect Mr. Steve just like those old Praetorian Guard units. Some say how You don't exist and there is no purpose to life's seemingly "Random" patterns. I can hear a Motorcycle zooming around out in the back desert.
Mr. Mike said, at times when making my "Rounds;" I resemble a running Arabian Horse in the way I hold up my head and tail. But, at other times he says, I "slink" along like Cher the Cat "On the Prowl." My boss met a guy named Patrick Swayze who showed him his Horses.
When I want to run really fast I make myself what my boss calls "streamlined" or "wind resistant." He thinks I look like an African Cheetah when running at "full speed." Daisy runs "Flat-Footed," whereas when I run fast; only the "balls" of my feet touching the ground.


DAISY OUTSIDE MR. STEVE'S OFFICE
One of Daisy's nicknames is “Madame Wrecking Ball,” and my boss jokes how she's our "battering ram" or "steamroller." Sometimes, she doesn't realize her own strength; and once "Hit the Brakes" late and accidentally "Bowled Over" Mr. Steve. Libby neighed over there.
When Dais lumbered around the corner of our house to "Plow" into Mr. Steve, she "Sent him Flying" as they say. He really sprained his wrist which hurt for days. At first, he was a bit upset but; now jokes it was like a Quarterback being "Blind-Sided." I smell Creosote.
Mr. Steve says, when Daisy hit him it was like being hit by a Train; or a "Tractor-Trailer" Truck. One morning he joked with Mr. Mike about how he now totally understands why it's not a good idea to get in front of an "Out of Control" manhole cover. A Sparrow just flew bye.
"RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK"
Unlike Daisy, I have a good tail which Mr. Steve's mom jokes is like a "Whip;" especially if I'm happy. Someday I want to see a movie Daisy told me about called "Raiders of the Lost Ark." The man in that movie uses a "Bullwhip" like the one Mr. Steve has in his bedroom.
Dais avoids my "Wagging" tail when it's near her face because it hurt her once. When I go into "Guard Mode," my tail and ears go up like a "Boat Mast" or an "Antenna." Roadrunners go into a similar "Ultra alert Mindset" and then their tails stiffen and go straight up too.
Because of that one time she knocked him over my boss now jokingly calls Dais our "Mini Bus" or "Eighteen Wheeler." He said to Mr. Mike, she hit him so hard it was sort of like being "sucker punched by a Bulldozer." Two of the Pigeons are flying bye out in the back desert.



FLYING PIGEONS

The worst part about that day when Daisy knocked him over was my boss was wearing a white shirt and tie. He went back in the house but because his right wrist was starting to swell up it was kind of hard just to to change his clothes. Then, he drove down to Sylmar I guess.
By the end of that day Mr. Steve's right wrist hurt so much he had to do everything with one hand; like taking his shirt and tie off. A simple thing became a "real challenge," but luckily he could do it left-handed. Daisy says he took some of these "Ibuprofin" pills for the pain.
From Sylmar, Mr. Steve drove his parents and Niece Samantha to a Funeral in "Orange County" one-handed. He tried to "Grin and Bear it" but, knew this was not an injury he was just going to "Shake Off" quickly. He thought of an AC/DC song called "Stiff Upper Lip."

AFTERNOON SKY
Hey God! As You know, Mr. Steve couldn't wait to get home from the Funeral that day. He ended up falling asleep with his throbbing right wrist in an ice-filled bathroom sink. It was a "really long day" he says. It turned out to be a good thing he's partially "Ambidextrous."
It wasn't easy but Mr. Steve was able to use his left hand as his wrist healed and, in "The long Run;" it forced him to adapt. Boy! It's so great having all these different Dictionaries. It would have been totally impossible to "Sound Out" a really long word like ambidextrous.
One time on the phone my boss told that girl Susan, who he taught to be a Salesperson; it was hard to have to write left-handed. Hey God! I think I'm right-handed but might try later to write left-handed. Oh! Maybe that would show my boss I'm what they call "Versatile."
JAMES A. GARFIELD (1831-1881)
PHOTO BY LEVIN C. HANDY
Daisy heard Mr. Steve tell his brother Sam on the phone how a 19th century President from "Ohio" named James A. Garfield also used both hands to do things. He's the only person to go from the "House of Representatives" up to the Presidency. But, he got assassinated.
I guess more Presidents have come from Ohio than any other State. I kind of like Ohio's "Swallow-Tailed" flag. I wrote earlier about those Birds called "Swallows," who are associated with San Juan Capistrano Mission; where my boss and his mom had that one Art Exhibit.
Mr. Steve read a Newspaper article that said the 19th century girl Writer named Louisa May Alcott also had the "habit of switching hands when one became too tired while writing." I guess, according to that article; she also liked to run. Hey! She and I could be friends!
LOUISA MAY ALCOTT(1832-1888)
My Encyclopedia says that girl Louisa May Alcott wrote back in the 19th century, and was a Nurse during the American Civil War. I guess, because her father was not a good what's called a "Provider;" her family was poor for much of their lives. A Train whistled faintly.
It says here Louisa May Alcott was from the State of "Massachusetts;" which is near to "Connecticut" where Mr. Steve's sister Susan lives with her sons Dalton and Austin. I guess she was an early "Feminist," didn't eat meat; or drink alcohol. Frida and Diego flew bye.
Three years after the Civil War ended, in 1868; Louisa May Alcott wrote a book about some sisters. Even though it was "Fiction," everyone knew it was based a lot on her own family. To make money Louisa May Alcott, who died at fifty six; did many things during her lifetime.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON (1803-1882) HENRY DAVID THOREAU (1817-1862)
Wow! It says here Louisa May Alcott, because of who her father was; knew all of those "Transcendentalist" Writers like Ralph Waldo Emerson and Henry David Thoreau. Daisy has me scheduled to find out about them but not right now. Donald and Daisy are quacking.
Louisa May Alcott's father is described in this Encyclopedia as being an "educator" who even believed females and black people should go to school. Daisy heard Mr. Steve tell Mr. Ralph the Newspaper article joked about him being a 1800's "Hippie." So his family was poor.
I guess Louisa May Alcott's book "Little Women" is about this "Post" Civil War family, and she had to be convinced into even writing it; but it was a success so she could then support her family. Daisy told me it's called being the "Bread Winner." I love the taste of bread!

WALT WHITMAN (1819-1892 AMBROSE BURNSIDE (1824-1881)

Daisy says, before the economic recession; Mr. Steve had this customer that was near "Fredericksburg," Virginia. I guess a big Civil War battle was fought there in 1862. That Union General Ambrose Burnside lost a really bloody battle and it was Robert E. Lee who beat him.
The Parts Manager in Fredericksburg said, after that Civil War battle; both Louisa May Alcott and that other Writer Walt Whitman became Nurses. But, too bad she got sick and; from then on "suffered poor health." I'll learn about the Battle of Fredericksburg tomorrow.
One thing I will say now is how the term "Sideburns" comes from the way that General Burnside wore his beard. Oh! General Burnside was born on May the 23rd and, in looking at my list of dates; I notice that is also my boss's brother Sam's birthday. Dawn's barking.

"LLANO DEL RIO" RUINS
PHOTO BY STEVE CÓRDOVA
I just thought of that early 20th century Socialist community called "Llano del Rio." It was one of those "Collective Utopian" society's, and the Newspaper article about Louisa May Alcott said her father's town was called "Fruitland." Hearing Dawn makes me feel good.
Daisy says Mr. Steve joked with Mr. Ralph about how, he has a feeling the "optimistic" sounding name Fruitland is like Vikings trying to lure people out to "Greenland." But, as often happens; that Fruitland community didn't "Work Out." I smell little Blinky over there.
That Newspaper article said Louisa May Alcott's mom, "could live with" her husband's "revolutionary" ideas but; "pulled the plug" on Fruitland when she saw how their family was "Living in Poverty" so to speak. Blinky has such a good smell and I'm starting to like it.
EMILY DICKINSON (1830-1886)
I'm so tempted to write about this other 19th century girl who, like Louisa May Alcott; was also from Massachusetts. She's now a famous "Poet," but didn't become "influential" until after she died. I've mentioned before how my boss's old girlfriend was named Emily too.
Anyway, I'll find out about Emily Dickinson later; and also about Louisa May Alcott too. I glanced up from way down here on Elvira and see a flock of Birds moving to the east. All of a sudden I just thought again about the unique "Swallowtail" shape of Ohio's State flag.
Hey! Maybe Swallow Birds making nests under Freeways, partially out of mud I guess; is an example of that guy Charles Darwin's idea about Natural Selection. In order to survive in a city they've adapted to their particular environment. A flock of Birds is flying to the east.

"SWALLOW" BIRDS
Boy God! People are so lucky to have fingers and hands and I wish I had them too. But, when they have an "Itch;" humans can't scratch themselves with their legs like we do. The sky is so beautiful right now, and that makes me think of how Dais says Swallows symbolize Spring.
When he was living on Hagar Street down there in Sylmar Mr. Steve sold some things to a girl who said she believed, if you dream about a Swallow; that means you're about to have good luck. I guess that girl lived near the "San Juan Capistrano" Mission. Libby just whinnied.
Max the Hummingbird flew bye. Seeing him makes me think of this tv show Daisy saw about those mutually beneficial "Symbiotic" relationships. Hummingbirds drink nectar from flowers, then spread flower "Pollen" stuck to their bodies to some of the other flowers .


BADGER / COYOTE COOPERATION

All of a sudden I just thought of how sometimes Coyote's will "Team Up" with Badgers to hunt for food to kill and eat. The Badger digs Gophers and things like that out of the ground, so then the Coyote chases it down if it tries to run. Andy's over there guarding their burrow.
Daisy says the Shoshone man at the Phelan Library called Coyote's "opportunistic," in how they'll eat almost anything; from bugs to berries. He read in ancient Europe "Celts" had stories of Foxes and Badgers working together. Mr. Dave jokingly calls Coyote's "Tricksters."
The way Coyote's work with "Competitors" reminds me of how, in ancient Greece; City-States like Athens and Sparta "Temporarily" stopped killing each other so they could have those "Olympic" games. Japan also has old stories about Animals cooperating. I smell Mesquite.
UNDERDOG / POLLY PUREBRED
Fanny and Freddie flew bye out into the back desert, and that for some reason makes me wonder if we'll go in the living room on Saturday to watch cartoons? I can tell sometimes Daisy is sort of jealous of Underdog's girlfriend Polly. A Train just whistled faintly to my left.
Underdog takes care of Polly and protects her, and Dais likes how he cleverly speaks in "Rhymes." Whenever she hears "There's no need to fear! Underdog is here!" she gets excited as he's so cute in his red uniform. That Boxer Muhammad Ali used to talk in rhymes too.
You could say Underdog is the "Superhero" of Dogs in how, just in the "Nick of Time; he swoops in to capture criminals. Daisy's told me about how those two other guys, "Batman" and "Superman;" also do that same thing too. I wonder if Batman also smells like a real Bat?
SUPERMAN / BATMAN
ARTWORK BY HOUSE OF GEEKERY.COM
Someday, I hope to see Batman and Superman cartoons. When she knocked him over my boss joked she's been watching too many Underdog cartoons because Underdog runs into things and causes "Collateral" damage. My boss drew the Superman and Batman logos as a kid.
All of a sudden I just thought of those two ancient Greek books called the "Iliad" and the "Odyssey." The Iliad is about the "Trojan War," the Odyssey about that guy Odysseus taking ten year to sail back home after the war. Samson and Delilah are flying over Libby's Corral.
I just thought of how that man "Mentor" was Odysseus' "Tutor" in the same way Dais is to me; or Aristotle was to Alexander the Great. Seeing Libby over there makes me think how, if I could time travel I'd go back to see the giant wooden Horse. Boy! That would be so great!
HOMER (c. 750 B.C.)
That one blind guy "Homer," who "Recited" the Iliad and Odyssey to Greek audiences; had to be so smart to remember two whole books "By Heart." That's what Daisy thinks, and I agree with her on that. Mr. Steve's mom "Memorized" some long poems too as a girl.
I guess, the Romans called Odysseus "Ulysses," just like the Civil War General and 20th century book. Boy! Thank You God for my good eyesight and the things I'm seeing right now in looking around here. Dais told me that band CREAM have a good song about Ulysses.
Last Summer, when my boss jokingly called the three of us a "Tribe;" Daisy explained to me what that meant. And she told me about "Amazons," who were an ancient Greek tribe of really brave female "Warriors." Daisy heard that lady Edith Hamilton wrote about them.


"AMAZONS"

According to what Dais saw on a tv show, those Amazons were like Ants; and used males only to have children. My boss jokes that Dais and I are his Amazons. In one old story there are these two sister Amazons, "Hippolyta" and "Penthesilea;" who were both "Warrior Queens."
I guess, in one "Legend" Hippolyta had to fight "Hercules," and her sister fought in the Trojan War against "Achilles." Boy! Thinking about those Amazons makes me think of how I'll have to be brave someday if someone invades our two acres. But Dais and I will be brave!
My boss one time told Mr. Randy Daisy was Hippolyta, while Millie who I replaced was Penthesilia. Someday, when I get over my fear of enclosed areas; I really want to see that movie Dais told me about on the Trojan War. There are some thin afternoon clouds up in the air.

"TROJAN HORSE"
ARTWORK BY REX FEATURES
Oh my God! A picture in this Encyclopedia shows that Trojan Horse from the story, so now I see how there could be some Greek Soldiers hiding inside. I notice those Trojan people are cheering and celebrating. But. little do they realize; most of them will be dead very soon.
Dais says in the story of the Trojan War there's a part where the Greek Warrior Achilles killed a Trojan named "Hector" in a "One on One" dual. But, after a hard fight; Achilles finally wins. Two Crow's are fighting and yelling at each other way out there in the eastern desert.
I guess, after he killed Hector; Achilles tied the body to the back of a Chariot and then dragged it all around the outside of the "Walled" city Troy. Boy, that sounds bad. Daisy heard Mr. Steve and his brother Rock talk about a guy they played Baseball against named Hector.


"TROJAN WAR" (ACHILLES / HECTOR)
ARTWORK BY MARK CHURMS PAINTING BY PETER CONNOLLY
According to Daisy, eventually Achilles was himself killed by this Trojan named "Paris;" who did it by shooting an arrow into Achilles' foot. I guess Achilles' mom, who was one of those "Goddess's;" dipped her baby into that magical river called "Styx." Heathcliff crowed.
The problem was I guess, the magical water made Achilles whole body "Invulnerable" to weapons; except for the part on the back of his feet. And that was because when he went into the water his mother's fingers holding him were covering up the back of his feet. I smell Sage.
Mr. Steve's father said Achilles was killed by a "perfectly placed" shot. It says here the "elastic tendon" behind people's feet is now called an "Achilles heel." Daisy heard Mr. Steve tell his mom one time that term is now also used to describe a person's "Biggest Weakness."
CAULDRON
PHOTOS BY STEVE CÓRDOVA
This morning I mentioned that Hard Rock band from San Fernando CAULDRON, and how Mr. Steve and Harriet got to know them. Later, some of the members were in another band called ACHILLES HEEL. Frida and Diego the Bluebirds just flew bye going to the east.
At “Twilight” or “Dusk,” as the light fades; Dais and I like to look at the pretty Sunsets which are sometimes yellow or orange. And we even have a few purple Sunsets. No one scans a horizon or fence line quite like me Daisy thinks, and nothing ever escapes my attention.
Mr. Steve usually goes to bed and gets up early so Mr. Randy joked how he "goes to bed with the Chickens." Dais and I are now, like Mr. Steve; "Creatures of Habit" so we live a life of daily "Routines" based on him. We all kind of like "Predictability" even though it's boring.
SUNRISE "HIGH DESERT" SUNSET
If Daisy sleeps outside with me, at "Sunup" or "Dawn" we go and check at Mr. Steve's bedroom or office windows. We're always hungry, and I've noticed how in Spanish "h'" is silent, like in the word "hambre;" or "hungry" in English. Two of the Pigeons are flying bye.
Daisy and I look forward to each new day and, just like Mr. Steve; try to make every day "Productive." Mr. Steve says sometimes there "doesn't seem to be enough hours in the day." But, as his mom jokes; that's a "good problem" as many don't have enough work to do.
Just after "Daybreak" or "First light," if Mr. Steve is in his office working already; Dais and I go through a kind of "Ritual." My boss calls it my "food dance," as I hop around in small circles and do my very best sympathy whimper. Sometimes I even or bark or sad howl.

DAISY / MAGGIE CÓRDOVA
As I do my dance Daisy just stands there patiently; looking hungry. Our boss calls her his "Stoic," just like this ancient Roman man from Córdoba named "Seneca;" who was a first century B.C. "speaker, statesman and writer" according to my Encyclopedia. I smell Sage.
It was in the first century B.C. that Rome conquered the Iberian peninsula where Spain and Portugal are now located. Then, a few decades later I guess; that guy Seneca was born in the area of Andalusia which became the city of Córdoba. Seneca was a Stoic Philosopher.
Seneca has this statue in Córdoba. He was a "Cynic" about "human nature," like those later British guys Thomas Hobbes and Jonathon Swift. He thought most people are "basically" bad, but lived at a time of "Tyrants;" and the Emperor "Nero" even made him kill himself.
LUCIUS ANNAEUS SENECA (4 B.C.-65 A.D.)
(CÓRDOBA, SPAIN)
It says here how Greek and Roman Stoics believed "too much emotion" bad, thought of logic as better; and "actions spoke louder than words." That's why it's kind of funny when my boss calls Dais our "Resident Stoic." I smell Libby, who just whinnied over there next door.
My Dictionary says the word "Introvert" means a person "more interested in their own thoughts or feelings than any external objects or events." Dais heard Mr. Steve tell his mom the older he gets the "less he likes being around people." Andy's over there snigging the air.
Daisy says Mr. Steve at times has been criticized for being too "measured, deliberate and restrained," but he thinks at times he talks too much. Daisy jokes I'm enough of what they call an "Extrovert" for all three of us. Jack the Jackrabbit ran bye out there in the back field.
CREATION
Hey God! I really like this one quote by that guy Seneca, "Live with men as if God saw you. Converse with God as if men heard you. No man is good without God." It says here God, in the 1st century A.D.; he was one of the very first Romans to believe in just You alone.
Dais says sometimes it's okay to be "outgoing," but I also have to know when to be more serious. She told me, as hard as it is to believe now; she was once more outgoing when younger. Boy! There are times when I sort of wonder what Mr. Steve was like when he was young?
If I ever borrowed Mr. Peabody's time machine I'd go see what my boss and his brothers and sisters were like in the 1960's and 1970's. Mr. Steve says he wishes he had appreciated those years more because "at the time;" he simply "took them for granted." Dawn's barking.

"EMPEROR" NERO (37-68 A.D.)
Boy! The Emperor Nero was Seneca's Student, but made him commit suicide. Daisy saw a tv show about the Emperors who followed Julius Caesar's assassination, which said Nero was "paranoid;" so even had his mom killed. BLACK SABBATH have a song with that name.
It says here Nero "blamed" the Christians when Rome burned, and I guess had Saints Peter and maybe even Saint Paul "Executed." Hey Lord? Did Nero really use the live bodies of Christians tied to burning stakes as fires to light up his parties at night? Crows are cawing.
Until Julius Caesar became one of those "Dictators" Rome had been "governed" by men in a "Senate." Caesar wanted to be like a "King," which some Senators stabbed him to death. Daisy says Mr. Steve has replica Roman daggers just like the ones used to kill Julius Caesar.

"JULIO-CLAUDIAN DYNASTY"
After Julius Caesar was killed, it says here his stepson "Augustus," after a "bloody civil war; took power" in Rome. The "Julio-Claudian" Emperors "followed him" in power. Goliath the Gopher Snaked used the left vertical slot on the side of the gate to go out into the field.
When my boss was in Rome in 1985, on his own he walked around and one place he went into was a museum with a lot of those "Busts" of the Emperors. They had information on each person and Mr. Steve noticed how almost all of them died violently. Heathcliff just crowed.
It says here that guy Seneca lived in a period when some of the "most brutal" Emperors lived too. Tiberius, Caligula, Claudius and Nero had "thousands" of people "executed." Boy! I really do want to someday hear that one good BLACK SABATH song called "Paranoid."

SAINT IGNATIUS (c. 35-c.108 A.D.)
PAINTING BY FRANCISCO FRANCANZANO
Hey Lord! Even though I'm not scheduled to learn about Saint Ignatius right now, I feel like mentioning him. Daisy told me a tv show said he died because he believed in You. I guess, in the "Colosseum;" he was killed by hungry Animals "for the "Entertainment" of the crowd.
Daisy says St. Ignatius took over from St. Peter in the area now called "Turkey," but was brought back to the city of Rome. Some say it was Emperor "Trajan" who had hungry Lions or Dogs eat him alive for the audience to enjoy. I can hear two Crows yelling at each other.
Hey Lord! As You know, Dais says that tv show said as a boy St. Ignatius might've got to meet You and; it was him who first used the term "Catholic Church." Hey Mr. Ignatius! If you just happen to be mind reading me right now I want to be like you, and I know Dais does too.
ROCK /JUDY ROCKY JR. / MR. ROCK / JACOB
STEPHANIE / MR. RICH / CRISTINA
Oh! I wonder if Mr. Steve knows this? I just noticed how Encyclopedia says that Saint Ignatius' "Feast Day" is October the 17th. And, in looking here at the list of dates Dais and I put together; I see how Mr. Steve's brother Rock in Texas was born on that same exact date.
I've mentioned how, since the early 1990's, my boss's brother Rock and his boys Rocky Jr. and Jacob have lived back in Texas. Rocky Jr. is a "Tattoo Artist, his girlfriend "Amber" a "Beautician;" and both have good "Business Sense." Mr. Rock's girlfriend is named "Judy."
I just thought of our last name, which might come from the Phoenician name "Carta-tuba." About seven hundred years after Seneca, a smart man named Abbás ibn Firnás lived in Córdoba too. But by then it was no longer a small village and had become a large city.
ABBÁSS IBN FIRNÁS (810-887 A.D.)
My Encyclopedia says that guy Abbás ibn Firnás was one of the first people to try to fly in a "machine device" He lived in 9th century Córdoba, about two centuries after the Muslim Moors conquered much of what is now the country of "Spain." Daffy's now quacking.
It says here Abbás ibn Firnás was like that other guy Leonard da Vinci in being smart on many subjects. His device was a "Glider," so he jumped off either a building or a mountain; and maybe even both. His jumps were made in the year 875 A.D., when he sixty five years old.
From what it says here, during Abbás ibn Firnás' time in the 9th century; the city of Córdoba was one of the most "advanced cities in the world." It "rivaled" Damascus" as the "cultural center" of the Islamic world. It was even called the "Caliphate of Córdoba."
"IBERIAN" PENINSULA "UMAYYAD" EMPIRE" 9TH CENTURY A.D.
I love it when there are maps to go along with the writing, and one shows how Córdoba was part of the "Umayyad Emirate." In the 9th century it was one of the largest empires ever, even bigger than what Alexander the Great conquered. Donald and Daisy are quacking.
Oh! Just when I'm writing about that man Abbás ibn Firnás and his flying machine who do I just happen to see? Blackbeard and Anne Bonney floated together over the back desert, and their outstretched wings are barely moving. They're just gliding along on the air currents.
Mr. Steve met a guy with one foot who fought in "Iraq" in 2003, and said an Airport in Baghdad was named for Abbás ibn Firnás. Daisy's old owner went to fight in "Afghanistan." Mr. Steve said he could have her back when he returned but would not give her away now. 

ABBÁS IBN FIRNÁS FLIGHT STATUE ("BAGHDAD")
PHOTO BY ORAS AL-KUBAISI
That guy who fought in Iraq said there's a statue of Abbás ibn Firnás at the Airport. Mr. Steve told him the North African country of "Libya" made a "Postage Stamp" to celebrate the life of Abbás ibn Firnás. Boy! A "Crater" up there on the Moon is even named after him.
I guess Abbás ibn Firnás flew around for a while but got hurt landing. I've noticed how, when Birds come in for a landing they pull up into what Mr. Steve that one time called a "stall." Birds, amazingly; use their tails to help them control how they land softly using the air.
Abbás ibn Firnás' "Glider" didn't have a tail so landed hard. As a kid Mr. Steve says he and his friends were idiots who did some "risky" things but never tried to fly. He first heard of Abbás ibn Firnás in the 1980's, when he met a "Hang Glider" down there in Sylmar.


"HANG GLIDING"
Since 1969 people from around the world go to Sylmar to Hang Glide. In 1973 Mr. Steve and his old girlfriend Sandy used to drive his friend's Van to the bottom of the mountain to pick up he and his Hang Glider. My boss met Hang Gliders from Germany and Australia.
I guess, one time Mr. Steve and his friend Chris had a nice talk with a British guy named Richard Dawson. As an Actor he played the part of "Newkirk" on one of Mr. Steve's favorite tv shows called "Hogan's Heroes." He knew about the subject of Hang Gliding Daisy heard.
Dais says Hogan's Heroes is about a World War II "Prisoner of War" Camp" where some captured Allied "Airmen" are being held by the Germans. Mr. Steve and his friend Chris told Richard Dawson they liked the realistic uniforms on that show. I smell some new Mesquite.
"HOGAN'S HEROES"
Mr. Steve's friend Chris, who he met at St. Ferdinand's; told that guy Richard Dawson he really liked how the makers of Hogan's Heroes used an actual "three-axled" Mercedes Benz like the one Adolph Hitler was driven around in. Richard Dawson said it was an amazing Car.
Since he's been a kid Mr. Steve has colored images of military uniforms. He told Richard Dawson about it Daisy heard. When Richard Dawson said he had "Boxed" while in the British "Merchant Marines," Mr. Steve told him about his father did that too in the Marines.
Richard Dawson told Mr. Chris he ran away from home in England as a teenager. Daisy told me how, on Hogan's Heroes he played this guy who could "Pick any Lock." Anyway, I'll be coming back to learning t a lot more about Hogan's Heroes tomorrow in my second book.
"D-DAY" "NORMANDY" INVASION GERMAN GUNS
(JUNE 6, 1944)
One of Mr. Steve's favorite movies of all time is called "The Longest Day." It's about the big invasion of Nazi Europe in June of 1944. Tomorrow I'll learn about what's called "D-Day." Daisy says that guy Richard Dawson told Mr. Steve he had a "small part" in that movie.
I guess the mountain above Sylmar, where the Hang Gliders still go; is "Rumored" to have been hollow with an "Anti Aircraft" missile system inside of it. Mr. Steve, Sandy and their High School friends drove to the top but it was blocked by a fence. Some Crows are cawing.
I'm not scheduled to learn about "Nike" missiles right now but can mention them. Mr. Steve's father met a guy who told him, in the 1960's; there were sixteen Nike "Bases" ringing the San Fernando Valley. They would "Intercept" and destroy any enemy missiles coming in.

"NIKE" MISSILES ("LA88" / CHATSWORTH)
Daisy saw this tv show about Nazi technology. It said when the Germans developed fast flying Jets and "High Altitude" missiles in World War II "Conventional" anti aircraft guns, that only shot bullets; became "Obsolete." One of the Nike Bases was kind of near Sylmar.
Those Nike missiles were named after that ancient Greek "Goddess of Victory," and Dais heard Mr. Steve and his father talk about how that lady Edith Hamilton wrote about her. I'll be coming back to this subject on Saturday. A little Lizard just ran bye out there in the dirt.
As I wrote earlier, here in Piñon Hills we're on the northern side of the big "San Gabriel" mountains. And Sylmar is in the "Foothills" of the other south side. The dirt road where Hang Gliders drive up is behind and above that Park which used to be the "Veteran's" Hospital.


"SYLMAR" EARTHQUAKE VETERAN'S PARK
("VETERAN'S" HOSPITAL / 1971) PHOTO BY STEVE CÓRDOVA
I just thought of how my boss's father used to go to that Veteran's Hospital down there in Sylmar, the one destroyed in the 1971 earthquake. Mr. Steve told his mom Richard Dawson was the "Host" of a tv "Game Show." She watches "Jeopardy" and "Wheel of Fortune."
On my big break, when I went up front to visit Daisy; she said she's also getting kind of hungry. When I do my circle "Jig" dance below Mr. Steve's office window, it usually gets his attention so he comes out to see us. At times I make my sympathy-getting "Whimper" too.
Daisy says, if there were such a thing as an "Academy Award" for Dog acting; I could get one for my morning performances. My "Goal" is for my boss to open the window and ask, "Are you girls hungry?" He doesn't have to say that twice as we know what that means. 


"HOWLING AT THE MOON"
When Mr. Steve closes his window, I sprint for the front porch where our food bowls are located; while Dais jogs slowly behind me. I remember times when my howling got my boss's attention so he came outside to feed us breakfast. Boy! I love food, but water's good too!
My dance doesn't always work as at times my boss is on the phone for his job. I recall how impressed I was when Daisy explained "Phones" to me. When Dawn and I howl it's not at the Moon but to "Communicate" and, we howl as much during the day as we do at night.
Boy! I'd like to see one of those "flying" Squirrels near us. I heard Miss Susan tell my boss they live in the mountains and actually "glide" like Abbás ibn Firnás did in Córdoba. As they jump from a tree, and fall to the ground; some "skin folds" act as a "Parachute."
"ROCKY" THE FLYING SQUIRREL FLYING SQUIRREL WHITE SQUIRREL ARTWORK BY AMIWAK AWAIIDESU
Dais told me about "Rocky" a cartoon Squirrel who really does know how to fly. Those flying Squirrel's extra skin "catches the currents" like a Hang Glider does with "thermals" Miss Susan said. Since being a kid most people have called my boss's brother "Rocky" I guess.
Looking at the sunlight lighting up the field behind the Sheds makes me think about how it's the first day of Spring. So far I've been able to write one chapter for each of the twelve hours of sunlight that will happen today. The Sun is directly over the Earth's Equator today.
Someday I want to see the model of the Earth my boss has his office. Daisy told me it's called a "Globe," and is so realistic you can even feel when the mountains stick up; and see how most of the whole world is blue water Oceans. She knows blue is my all time favorite color.
"PTERODACTYLS"
ARTWORK BY DAVID ROLAND

Daisy and Millie saw a tv show about giant flying Dinosaurs called "Pterodactyls" and "Pterosaurs." They were "Reptiles" with wings who flew like Birds. Mr. Steve's friend Mark Ritter said maybe people finding their bones might've thought they were "Dragon" bones.
Hey Lord? Feeling the Sun's warmth suddenly makes me think about how "Easter" is Daisy's favorite holiday. That will be next month in honor of when You "Resurrected" or came back to life. The Romans "Flogged" You and then nailed You right onto that wooden cross.
Mr. Steve has a bullwhip in his bedroom, but the ones the Romans used on You Lord had sharp little pieces of metal on them; so each time they whipped You skin and flesh tore right off of You. Ugh! That would be so painful I think. Heathcliff just crowed over there to my right.
"CRUCIFIXION"
Lord? Thank You for letting the Romans nail your hands and feet to that cross. Blessed Mother, it must have been so hard for You to have to watch Your own son die like that, and I'll bet You were crying a lot. I know that Daisy and I sure would have been crying a lot too.
I just thought of the cement statues and stelae's we have on our two acres. Two represent the ancient "Mesopotamian Assyrian" period, when they "Impaled" or "Skinned" prisoners alive. Impaled means to hang you up on a sharpened pole according to what Daisy's heard.
The heavy Assyrian statue near the entrance to the front door is of a "Winged" half Bull, half man; and it weighs about four hundred pounds. Mr. Mike had to help my boss get it down from Rex the Truck and put it in position to the side of the front door. Dawn's barking.

OUR PROPERTY
Daisy says, on this bookshelf in his office; Mr. Steve has a miniature clay "Book Divider" his mom made as an "Assignment" in College. It's the winged Assyrian Bull exactly like the one near our front door. Samson and Delilah the Ravens are now flying toward the southeast.
That other stelae in the front yard shows an Assyrian guy on a Horse killing a Lion with a spear. Mentioning the Assyrians makes me think of that 15th century Prince Vlad Dracula. He was from the area now the country of "Romania," and fought against the "Ottoman" Turks.
I guess, from what Dais saw on tv; Vlad Dracula's nickname was "The Impaler" and his last name means, "Dragon's son." Like the Assyrians two thousand years before, he used terror against enemies; who always "Outnumbered" his armies. I can see Libby over there.

VLAD DACULA (c.1428-c.1476) BRAM STOKER (1847-1912)
ARTWORK / "AMBRAS CASTLE"
Daisy saw this movie about a man who turns into a Bat and then flies around looking for someone to bite so he can drink their blood. She heard Mr. Steve tell his mom on the phone how it's based on an 1897 book written by an Irishman named Bram Stoker. I smell Mesquite.
In the movie, when the man turns into a Bat; he becomes a "Vampire." Bram Stoker's book was "Inspired" by Vlad the Impaler's life my boss heard. This Encyclopedia says Bram Stoker went to College with that other famous 19th century Irish Writer Oscar Wilde.
Bram Stoker, it says here; was "related" to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle who wrote all those "Sherlock Holmes" stories. Oh! He met Walt Whitman, and the U.S. President's McKinley and Roosevelt too. All four of the Pigeons just flew bye and are now moving to the northeast.

BELLA LUGOSI (1882-1956)
Daisy says the Actor who played the part of the man who turns into a Bat was from the country of "Hungary" and his name was Bela Lugosi. Mr. Steve heard he was wounded in the First World War, and turned down the part of "Frankenstein." He really liked us Dogs.
The movie Daisy saw, like many "Classic" Horror movies; was made in the 1930's during the time of the Great Depression. Like Bram Stoker's book, it was named after Vlad Dracula. I just now glanced up in time to see a little Lizard run down the side of the wall over there.
When we were putting together my three long outlines Dais and I decided I'd learn about the subject of Horror movies mainly in book two tomorrow. But, writing about "Terror" and things like that made me think about the movies I hope to see one day. Dawn 's barking.
"EN ROUTE" TO CRUCIFIXION
(SIMON OF CYRENE ASSISTS)
"PASSION OF THE CHRIST"
Hey Lord? As You know, my boss says "unfortunately for You;" by the time You were killed the Romans had "turned torture into a science." People in your days liked watching torture as "Entertainment." Boy! I don't think I'd ever want to be tortured. Ugh! Ugh!
If Daisy and I could borrow Mr. Peabody's time travel machine Lord, we'd go back to smell You. The Romans forced that man named "Simon" to help You carry the heavy cross, and we would want to do that too so they would stop hitting You. Heathcliff crowed over there.
Lord! My boss was told it's possible the Romans just nailed You to the trunk of an Olive tree, as that's what they often did then. Daisy says, when her paws hurt; she just thinks of how much more pain You must've had to go through before dying. I like Heathcliff's voice.
CRUCIFIXION OF "SPARTACUS REBELS THE "APPIAN WAY" (73 B.C.) ("APPIAN WAY" SOUTH OF CITY OF ROME
PHOTO BY STEVE CÓRDOVA
Mr. Steve's dad thinks Lord, Crucifixion was a "well thought out and calculated way to kill slowly in maximum pain;" as that's how many people thought back in Your days. I just now thought of the Romans crucifying those Slaves in that "Spartacus Revolt." I smell Sage.
Hey Lord? Do you blame that High Priest "Caiaphas," the leader of the Jewish Council or "Sanhedrin;" for having the Romans "do the dirty work" of killing You? That's what Mr. Steve's dad thinks. You died saying, "Father forgive them for they know not what they do!"
In order to "shift the blame" Lord my boss thinks maybe Caiaphas had that Roman "Procurator" Pontius Pilate, who was "really in charge;" kill You. Daisy heard the "Temple Priests" didn't like You criticizing their wealthy lifestyles. Most Jews were poor then.
CAIAPHAS (Died 36 A.D.) PONTIUS PILATE (Died 37A.D.)
"PASSION OF THE CHRIST"

Hey Lord! Mr. Steve's father thinks Caiaphas, like King Herod too; were "Puppets" of the Romans so were "beholding" to them. Pontius Pilate was afraid You might inspire a violent revolt in Israel so, for "practical purposes; it was just easier to kill You. Daffy's quacking.
For Dais Lord, there's no question Easter is her favorite holiday. I haven't decided yet what mine is, mainly because I've only had one each of them and kind of like them all. I like the idea of wearing costumes on "Halloween," which I guess was on Grandma Trujillo's birthday.
Even though I love to celebrate, I don't really like the Fourth of July that much because of the sound "Fireworks" make. Thunder and lightning still make me shiver but Daisy and Mr. Steve help calm me down. Frida and Diego the Bluebirds are now flying toward the east.

CHRISTMAS "NATIVITY" SCENE

You know Lord, even though my boss Mr. Steve says You probably weren't really born in December; I think I kind of like the Christmas season. Everyone seems happy then. Mr. Steve's favorite holiday is "Thanksgiving" because it makes him appreciate things in our lives.
I just thought of how magical that moment is in the morning when the Sun comes up and the sound of Crickets is replaced by the chirping of Birds. My boss one time jokingly called me "Eos," the ancient Greek Goddess of "Dawn." At times I do my happy howl in the morning.
Ah! A Train just whistled faintly to my left, or from the north. I've mentioned before how the Trains that go by near us are "Freight" Trains, which don't carry "Passengers." The other day Mr. Steve and his father took the "Metrolink" to downtown Los Angeles from Sylmar.
"FREIGHT" TRAIN

Grandpa Trujillo worked at the "Santa Fe Railroad Company" for more that forty years so my boss and his family took those Train trips back and forth to New Mexico. But now those kind of passenger Trains "don't exist" my boss says. Andy's over there sniffing the air.
Daisy says Mr. Steve now realizes, as much as he liked looking out of the Train window during those Train trips; he never really appreciated them until years later. He's come to think that it's normal to "not appreciate good things until later." I'd love to go on a Train trip!
As I've said a few times already, I love to celebrate. Daisy told me about two 1970's songs called "Celebration." One is by this band called KOOL AND THE GANG, and the other was done by an Italian band called PRIMIATA, FORNERIA, MARCONI, or PFM for short.

KOOL & THE GANG PFM RARE EARTH
Dais thinks I would really like PFM's song Celebration because it has flute playing in it. She and Millie also heard a song from 1971 called "I Just Want To Celebrate" by this one band called RARE EARTH. She told me how PFM'S song gives her an uplifting Rhêma feeling.
In 1971 Mr. Steve was a sixteen year old 10th Grader. Daisy heard Mr. Mark say RARE EARTH was a white band on that black Detroit "Motown" label. Since World War II black and white music, like almost everything else in the U.S.; was in separate categories. I smell Sage.
My Encyclopedia says Motown "integrated" popular music, and my Dictionary says one meaning of integrate is to; "remove barriers." Daisy saw this tv show that said Motown mixed "Soul" and "Pop" to make "Crossover" music. Mr. Steve has some customers in Detroit.
BARRY GORDY JR.
("MOTOWN" RECORDS / 1964)
PHOTO BY TONY SPINA

Daisy heard Mr. Mark in Hawaii say the name Motown is a slang way of saying "Motor City," because for years Cars were built there. Barry Gordy, who started Motown; worked on an Auto "Assembly Line" like Mr. Steve's brother Rock. Two of the Pigeons flew bye.
Mr. Steve was told Barry Gordy, like his father; also Boxed during the Korean War. Mr. Mark knows a lot about Motown's "Funk Brothers" Session Musicians, who "Anonymously" played on famous songs by bands like the SUPREMES and TEMPTATIONS. I smell Sage.
From what Dais heard, the Funk Brothers were only paid ten dollars for each song they played on, so must've done many songs in ne day. I guess Motown was operated out of a house in Detroit converted into a Business Office and Recording Studio. A Train whistled faintly.

THE UNDERDOGS

Daisy heard Mr. Steve tell Mr. Mark on the phone how he one time did artwork for this girl who knew about Motown. She told him about this all white band on the Motown "Label" called the UNDERDOGS. Benjamin the black Cow Bird just went running bye right now.
I've never heard any Motown songs but Dais has, and she says they have good music and singing on them. She has me scheduled to learn more about "Session Musicians" in book three on Saturday. But I can also mention that subject in my first two books too if I feel like it.
That Guitarist Jimmy Page was a Session Musician over there in England before starting LED ZEPPELIN in the late 1960's. And here in California were those early 1960's Musicians called the "Wrecking Crew." Daisy says Mr. Steve has told Mr. Mark about Carol Kaye.

JIMMY PAGE THE WRECKING CREW

Carol Kaye, in the 1960's; played bass and other instruments on a lot of famous tv show "Themes." She was on the BEACH BOY'S "Pet Sounds" album, and I've mentioned how she played guitar on Ritchie Valens song "La Bamba." I can smell some Beavertail cactus.
I just thought of how Ritchie Valens, whose real last name was "Valenzuela;" was from "Pacoima." He and his mom are buried together down at "Mission" Cemetery, near my boss's parent's "Crypts." I'll write about that Baseball player named Fernando Valenzuela later.
When Daisy explained to me how sometimes Entertainers use fake "Stage" names, we were sitting here on Elvira and looking up at the Constellation Orion. I guess, for most of the 20th century; "Ethnic" names were disguised or replaced. Some Jews did that Dais says.
MR. MARK
I just thought of how Mr. Mark in Hawaii moved from "Wisconsin" to California, and was living in "Lake View Terrace" when my boss met him in 1984. He's a good Musician who likes and makes many types of music. Blackbeard and Anne Bonny are flying bye.
Many later Musicians, like Greg Lake of that 1970's British "Progressive" band called EMMERSON, LAKE AND PALMER; said the Funk Brothers bass player James Jamison was a big influence on them. Mr. Mark likes James Jamison's playing too. I smell Mesquite.
When my boss first met Mr. Mark and Miss Helen they worked for the Lakers, Kings, Lazers and Strings. Mr. Mark grew up in that city of "Milwaukee," on the west coast of Lake "Michigan;" which is one of the "Great Lakes." A Train whistled faintly over to my left.
THE "GREAT" LAKES

A "Fresh Water Lake" contains water like what we have around here Dais says. In my third book on Saturday I'll look up the five Great Lakes. And over the next three days I'll also find out about "Salt Water Lakes;" like the "Dead Sea" which my boss visited in 1985.
Detroit, where Motown was located; is near Lake "Erie" and also Milwaukee. The city of "Chicago" is close bye. My boss's parents visited one of Mr. Steve's dad's Korean War friends in Milwaukee one time. Mr. Steve's brother Sam, and sister Celina and Susan; were with them.
Mr. Mark, who sold Mr. Steve my couch Elvira before moving over to Hawaii; used to go dance on this tv show called "Soul Train." His pay was a two piece KFC Chicken dinner. And he won a "Date" on this other show called "Love Connection." Boy! I'd like to have a date.

"SOUL TRAIN" "LOVE CONNECTION"

According to Daisy, after working for the Lakers; Mr. Mark got a Sales job working for that other L.A. Basketball team called the "Clippers." And then, he worked for the "Hollywood Reporter" Newspaper. Theodora the Thrasher Bird just went running bye right now.
I've mentioned before how Mr. Mark, wife Kim and their sons Taj and Dylan; now live on the "Big Island" of Hawaii. Mr. Mark makes music and runs that Internet Newspaper called the "Big Island Reporter." Mr. Steve says Hawaii's weather is a lot warmer than Wisconsin.
Dais heard, besides all the Lakers' games he's been to; Mr. Steve has seen a few Clippers games at the "Sports Arena" too. That's when Mr. Mark worked for them and, back in the late 1980's; Miss Harriet's father bought Clipper "Season Seats." A Train whistled faintly.

STEVIE WONDER /MARVIN GAYE

I guess that company Motown moved to Los Angeles. In 1984, just after my boss began working for the Lakers; one of their Singer's named Marvin Gaye died. Daisy heard Mr. Steve talking with Mr. Mark about it and I guess he was shot here in L.A. by his very own father!
Dais heard Marvin Gaye's family moved here to Southern California from back east in Washington D.C. Mr. Steve and some of his family visited Washington D.C. in 2008 for the 4th of July. All four of the Pigeons just flew in from the desert and went over top of the house.
Mr. Steve once met a girl who lived near the L.A. neighborhood where Marvin Gaye had bought a house. She said his father shot him with his own handgun the day before his birthday. That girl said Marvin Gaye's dad at times "seemed kind of mean even to his own family."

MARVIN GAYE (1939-1984)

A picture shows that guy Marvin Gaye riding a "Scooter." In 1985, when they were in Italy and then Israel; Mr. Steve's Tour Group saw a lot people riding "Vespa" Scooters because gas was expensive. A man rides his Scooter up and down the road in front of our house.
Mr. Mark in Hawaii has read the New Testament's "Book of Revelation," and one time told my boss Marvin Gaye made some Book of Revelation "themed" music. Daisy noticed how Motown "Acts" were good Singers, and Dancers too. She told me of the TEMPTATIONS.
In 1984, when Marvin Gaye died; people at the Forum told my boss and Mr. Mark about the time he sang the "National Anthem" at a Basketball game. That lady Miss Helen was there and didn't care for it that much. But she was in the minority as most others really liked it.
"TET" OFFENSIVE
(VIETNAM / 1968)
I remember that morning when my boss told Mr. Cliff 1968 was an "eventful year." In that year Mr. Cliff was in that Vietnam War's "Tet Offensive," when the North Vietnamese, like the Japanese did in 1941; caught the U.S. by total surprise. Daffy's quacking over there.
Later in 1968 that guy Martin Luther King was assassinated and a few months later so was Robert Kennedy. Mr. Mark said in that year's Baseball "World Series" Marvin Gaye sang the National Anthem at one of the games in Detroit. Mr. Steve was only thirteen in 1968.
One time Mr. Steve talked on the phone with his friend Rick about the 1968 World Series. In 1968 the Detroit "Tigers" beat the St. Louis "Cardinals," even though the Cardinals' Pitcher Bob Gibson did really good. Daisy told me how Mr. Steve has drawn both teams logos.

BOB GIBSON (1968 WORLD SERIES)
PHOTO BY WALTER IOOSS JR.
Mr. Steve and Mr. Rick remembered how, in the late 1960's; "Pitching" dominated the "Hitting." Not only were there a lot of good Pitchers around, the "Pitching Mound" was taller than now. Frida and Diego the Bluebirds are zooming around out there in the field.
The caption below a picture of that guy Bob Gibson says he "threw hard," and almost seemed to "fly off of the mound." During the 1968 "Regular" season, he had a 1.12 "E.R.A.;" which stands for "Earned Run Average." Wow! He "Won" over twenty games that year.
In 1968 Mr. Steve's favorite team the Oakland A's weren't very good but were hopefully "improving." Players who would be part of their 1970's "Dynasty" were starting to play for them. In 1968 Detroit had a Pitcher, named Denny Mclain; who won thirty games!
DENNY MCLAIN (DETROIT "TIGERS")
For a "Starting " Pitcher to win twenty games is good, to win thirty like Denny McClain did in 1968 is great. More amazing is his twenty eight "Complete Games," meaning he pitched all nine "Innings." My boss's sister Celina was married to a guy named Dave McClain.
In a "Four out of Seven Game Series," if a team is "Down" three games to one; it's hard to "Come Back." But the Tigers did that in 1968 and, from what Dais heard Mr. Rick say; it was their Pitching that was the main reason. Dawn's barking over there and I smell Blinky.
Mr. Steve remembers when the Cardinal's Lou Brock, who I mentioned this morning in writing about the "Cubs;" was thrown out at the plate in the 1968 World Series. A perfect throw from left field by this guy named Willie Horton made it a "Close Play. I smell Creosote.

1968 WORLD SERIES
(LOU BROCK THROWN OUT)
Someday I'd like to watch a Baseball game. Daisy's seen a few on tv and one time saw a show about that 1968 World Series, which said Denny Mclain was not even the best Pitcher in that World Series. That was this left-handed guy named Micky Lolich according to Daisy.
Mickey Lolich won three games against the Cardinals in 1968, so was what they call "the difference." Earlier today I wrote how the Chicago Cubs haven't been champions since 1908. In 1968 the Tigers hadn't won anything since 1945, or the final year of the Second World War.
I guess my boss told Mr. Rick, in 1968 Denny McClain won his thirtieth game again his favorite team the Oakland A's; which at first got him really angry. But, because his mom told him to "get over it;" he came to admire what Denny McClain had done. Daffy's quacking.
REGGIE JACKSON (1968)
Daisy says in 1968, that guy Reggie Jackson was on the A's and had "Come Up" to the Major Leagues the year before; when the A's were still located in Kansas City. In 1971, in an "All Star" game at Detroit; his Home Run hit the roof. In 1984 he hit one over that roof.
Mr. Steve watched Denny McClain beat the A's 5-4 for his thirtieth win. He now thinks what Denny McClain did was amazing as no starting Pitcher has ever won thirty game since. A group of what looks from down here like Pigeons is flying bye way up in the afternoon sky.
By 1968 the A's were wearing those "Unique" uniforms, the only team with white shoes. And, unlike other teams in history; they didn't just wear white uniforms at "Home" and gray on the "Road." They even had these sleeveless "Mustard Brown" uniforms Daisy told me.
REGGIE JACKSON (1968)
People told my boss the A's, besides wearing green; had the "worst" uniforms but he liked them in part because of those uniforms. Mr. Steve really, really wanted white Baseball shoes in 1968; and was so happy when his mom got those all white Soccer shoes. A Train whistled.
Reggie Jackson, who's in the "Hall of Fame;" is now most famous for being a member of the New York "Yankees." In 1977 he hit three Home Runs in just one World Series game against the Dodgers. I can smell those Joshua trees over there above Andy and Helen's burrow.
In mid-August of 1977, Mr. Steve and his brother Rock visited their Uncle Marty's family in New Jersey. But, before that; they spent a few days driving a rented Car around New York City. 1977 is now called "The year the Bronx burned" according to what Dais has heard.
N.Y.C. "SKYLINE" NEW YORK CITY "SON OF SAM"
1977
In 1977, before my boss and his brother's trip; people "Looted" Manhattan after this "Power Outage." There was a "Garbage Strike" and parts of N.Y.C. burned Daisy says. That killer "Son of Sam" was caught in August of 1977 when my boss and his brother were there.
Because of his dad's having had that school for Stockbrokers, in 1977 my boss's Uncle Marty took he and his brother Rock to see the "Stock Exchange." They also went up to the top of one of those "World Trade Centers." Benjamin the black Cow Bird went running bye.
Mr. Rick has always liked the Pittsburg "Pirates" Baseball team. In 1971 that annual "All Star" game was played in "Detroit;" Reggie Jackson hit one of the "longest" Home Runs in all of history. And I guess he hit it off of a Pirates' Pitcher Daisy from what Daisy heard.
REGGIE JACKSON HOME RUN
(1971 "ALL STAR" GAME / DETROIT)
Daisy and Millie saw a tv show about Reggie Jackson, which mentioned how in 1971 the name of the Pirates' Pitcher who gave up that long Home Run was "Doc" Ellis. I guess, some people think, if it had not hit a light tower; the ball might've gone 600 feet. I smell Sage.
Back in those days the "American" and "National" league teams did not play each other except in "Spring Training," the "All-Star" game; and at the end of the season in the "World Series. So Dais says, it was a "bigger deal" than it is now. Two of the Pigeons flew bye.
I've mentioned before how my boss's very first Car was Mr. Rick's 1968 Chevelle, which his dad bought for him in 1972. A customer in Northern California told him Reggie Jackson "collects" Cars, and thinks he has a 1968 Chevelle. Now the other two Pigeons just flew bye.
"SPRING TRAINING" REGGIE JACKSON WITH DENNY MCLAIN
PHOTO BY BRUCE BENNETT
Dais heard Mr. Steve tell Mr. Rick how in 1972 that Pitcher Denny Mclain "finished his career" with the A's. By then he was "Past his Prime" as they say, but to this day no Pitcher has won thirty games in a single season. A little Wren carrying a twig just went running bye.
Well, back to my outline and I can see I have more to write about music. When growing up in Sylmar Mr. Steve collected those flat, round plastic "Vinyl Records." When Daisy told me about them it was so hard to believe you could hear music coming out of a plastic "Disc."
I want to hear a Record someday. Daisy heard, as a kid; Mr. Steve had 33 and 45 R.P.M. records. I remember, when putting together my three outlines; we found out R.P.M. stands for "Rounds per Minute." I can smell Alpha Company going bye out there in the back desert.
CHESS BROTHERS (CHICAGO) "SUN" RECORDS (MEMPHIS)
PHOTO BY HENRY HERR GILL
Dais has me scheduled to learn about these two brothers named Phil and Leonard Chess in my books, but I can mention them now too. In the 1950's their "Chess" Records" in Chicago, and that other company "Sun" Records in Memphis; were important. I can smell Andy.
I guess, from what it says here in my Encyclopedia; those two brothers in Chicago's real last name was the Polish "Czyz." I've noticed, back in the 1950's when Mr. Steve and his brother Rock were born; men wore small hats. One of the Chess brothers is wearing one in the photo.
Mr. Steve has a good collection of all different types of hats, but only wears a hat when he comes outside to do yardwork. I'd like to have a hat and Dais would to. Boy! I really believe we should invent some hats for Dogs because it might just be possible to make a lot of money.

"VAPOR TRAIL"
I glanced up and see a long white vapor trail up there in the sky. And that reminds me of last Summer when one time I saw a vapor trail while smelling Andy. Daisy also wants to think maybe this year will be special because of things like Andy and Helen having early babies.
Like many immigrants then, Phil and Leonard Chess's Polish family "thought it a good idea" to change their original name. I'd like to learn to play Chess. Dais says it's fun but you have to think "Strategically" and "Tactically." I smell Bonnie and Clyde's babies up there.
Mr. Steve read the Chess brothers didn't know, or even care; about music. But they were good "Businessmen" or "Entrepreneurs." Their company recorded some of the first songs later called "Rock and Roll." And they did some pretty good "Blues" records too Daisy says.
CHICAGO SKYLINE WILLIE DIXON, MUDDY WATERS, BUDDY GUY
Mr. Steve was born in 1955, his brother Rock two years later. I guess, this is about the time when Rock and Roll first appeared. Mr. Steve has never been to Chicago where the Chess brothers lived, but his dad has been there a few times. Andy picked up my scent over there.
Tomorrow I'll learn about American "Organized Crime." Daisy and Millie saw a movie called "The Godfather." In the "Roaring" 1920's Al Capone was in Chicago, during the 1930's "Great Depression" Gangsters" like Charles "Lucky" Luciano lived in New York City.
During the 1950's many now famous Musicians, like that guy Chuck Berry for example; worked at Chess Records. Daisy told me about a talented girl Singer from Los Angeles named Etta James. Her song "At Last" is a theme song for the current President Obama I guess.

CHUCK BERRY ETTA JAMES (1938-2012) BILL HALEY (0000-0000)
Daisy saw a tv show that said "Rock and Roll" music began back in the 1950's when Mr. Steve and his brother Rock were born. Chuck Berry had "Hit" songs and so did Bill Haley. His band, in 1954 or year before my boss was born; did a song called "Rock Around the Clock."
Tomorrow I'm scheduled to learn about an English band called the MOVE. They became the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, and in the 1970's "Covered" a 1950's Chuck Berry song called "Roll Over Beethoven." Andy's sniffing the air in guarding their burrow entrance.
In book two I'll learn about this other 1950's company called "Sun Records," which was located in the city of "Memphis," Tennessee. The man on the tv show mentioned how that guy Elvis Presley, and Jerry Lee Lewis and Johnny Cash; made records there. Dawn's barking.
HOWLIN' WOLF (1910-1976) MUDDY WATERS (1915-1983)
I guess, from what the tv show said; a Blues Musician called Howlin' Wolf worked at both Chess and Sun Records during the 1950's. And this other guy named Muddy Waters worked for Chess Records. I just now noticed Blackbeard and Anne Bonny flying over Libby's Corral.
Brian Jones started the ROLLING STONES in the early 1960's. Dais heard, when a man who was going to hire the band to play at his Nightclub asked their name on the phone; it just so happened this Muddy Waters record was sitting nearby. And it was called "Rollin' Stone."
Oh! All of a sudden that one song "La Primavera" just came into my mind. I mentioned earlier how that's Latin for "The Spring." Boy! More and more, I'm beginning to understand why my boss listens to it on many mornings; because right now it's giving me a good feeling.
ANTONIO VIVALDI (1678-1741)
My Encyclopedia says Vivaldi wrote La Primavera in 1725, and is part of his “The Four Seasons” concertos. Daisy thinks La Primavera, like Beethoven's 6th "Pastoral" symphony; has become one part of the "soundtrack" in Mr. Steve's life. Fannie and Freddie flew bye.
Boy God! It's too bad Vivaldi died a "penniless pauper." I'm glad Mr. Steve has enough money to take care of us! Dais thinks, if America ever does go into an economic Depression; we'll probably do better than most other Dogs but; it will still be really, really hard to survive.
Looking at the eastern horizon behind the Sheds makes me appreciate how fortunate the three of us are here in Piñon Hills. I just looked up this early 19th century "Shawnee" Indian Chief named "Tecumseh." William Tecumseh Sherman was named after him I guess.
TECUMSEH (1768-1813)
PAINTING BY BENSON LOSSING
Oh! I like this Tecumseh quote, "In the morning always give thanks for the light, life, strength, food and the joy of living. If you should see or feel no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself." Boy! I agree with what he said. And I know for sure Daisy would too.
Hey God! As You know, Dais and I decided to name my second book, which I'll work on tomorrow; "Be Grateful." And, I plan on dedicating it to her; because she always tells me to give thanks to You for our lives down here. A Train just whistled faintly over there to my left.
My boss met a pretty "Lakota Sioux" girl from Wrightwood, who's from the State of "Montana." Dais says, Mr. Steve showed her his Indian "Walking Stick;" and told her he gave money to "St. Joseph's" Indian School. His giant "Condor" feather amazed her I guess.
"BASKET" DANCERS NEW MEXICO "BUFFALO" DANCERS
Dais says that girl from Wrightwood, with her husband; dress up in "Traditional" clothes to dance at special events. One place where they dance is near us called the "Trading Post;" to the west of us near the town on Pearblossom. Blackbeard and Anne Bonny flew bye.
Mr. Steve and the girl talked about New Mexico Indian dancing events he and his family have seen. He told her our last name "Córdova" can be traced in New Mexico to 1692. And, a few generations back" a "Pueblo" Indian married into our family. Libby just whinnied.
Hey God! It's kind of hard learning to read and write, but I'm so glad I have these little erasures on the back of the pencils; because I've made so many mistakes today. Thank You for giving me this good opportunity to better myself. The scent of Mesquite just floated in.
MR. PEABODY
Boy! How was anyone even able to figure out such a complicated thing like writing? I guess Sister Rita Joseph called reading and writing "extensions of the mind." Boy! It wonder if Mr. Peabody has written any books, and if he has maybe someday I can even read them.
I can't wait for my boss to someday read what I'm doing, especially because he one time jokingly called me "Nabu;" the ancient Mesopotamian "Assyrian" God of wisdom and writing. I hope he'll be proud of me if I can somehow finish what i now realize will be long books.
Well God! According to my outline the next thing I want to learn about is how You sent the Angel Gabriel down here to tell that guy the Prophet Muhammad to "Read." Daisy saw a tv show about it which said that happened inside of a cave. The four Pigeons are flying bye.
"COFFE & CREAM"
Mr. Steve and his father have talked about "Islam" with that man Mr. Hussein, who runs the Coffee Shop down there in Sylmar. He says "Muslims" believe the Prophet Mohammad was "like" the Old Testament Jewish Prophets in "revealing God's will," Heathcliff crowed.
Hey God! This Encyclopedia says it was in 610 A.D. when You sent the Angel Gabriel to meet the Prophet Muhammad in that cave. Lord! Mr. Hussein says Muslims also think of You as a "Prophet," and even have ideas "similar" to Yours. Heathcliff's Hens sound so happy.
Daisy says Mr. Steve and Mr. Hussein think it "significant" that the Angel Gabriel told the Prophet Muhammad, who was "Illiterate;" to learn to read not just once but three times. Frida and Diego the Bluebirds are flying toward the northeast out there in the back desert.
"CARLSBAD CAVERNS" (NEW MEXICO)
Someday I'd really like to see a cave, and I know so would Daisy. Mr. Steve has been in a few caves, some big; some small. He and that Lakota girl talked about this cave in New Mexico called "Carlsbad Caverns," a cavern being a big cave. Mr. Steve's parents have been there.
A good picture shows Bats "departing" Carlsbad Caverns, which the caption says were "formed" about two hundred and fifty million year ago; when that areas of New Mexico was totally underwater. Wow! I guess half a million Bats live in a the caves. I smell Rosemary.
Hey Blessed Virgin! Smelling Rosemary makes me think of how the Angel Gabriel also came down and told You that You were going to have a baby. Boy! I wish I could travel back in time to see that as it must've been one of the greatest moments in history! I feel so good!
CAVE BAT
Daisy says most Bats live in caves but one night an old gray-faced Bat showed up here even though Piñon Hills doesn't have any caves. That Bat really scared Daisy and I, especially when we saw its sharp teeth! But, Mr. Steve shined a light on the Bat; so it just flew away.
The most amazing thing about Bats is how they can fly around in darkness and never run into anything. I'm so tempted to write about "Radar" now but, I'd better just wait and do it in my second book tomorrow. That's when I'll learn about World War II's "Battle of Britain."
It's often in the soft glow of early morning when Daisy and I realize, compared to other Dogs; we've "Got it Made" as they say. Mr. Steve jokes, "in a sense" or to "a certain degree;" the three of us get to be "born again" each and every morning. Boy! We're so lucky God!
GUARDIAN ANGEL STANLEY
Hey Stanley! Writing about the Angel Gabriel makes me think about you how you've turned out to be such a good Guardian Angel. I can always tell when you're down here looking after me when my bad Angel Lilith shows up. She hasn't invaded any of my dreams lately.
I'm looking at a picture of a 19th century Writer named Helen Hunt Jackson, who Daisy says wrote a good book about the California Mission Indians called "Ramona;" which is also the name of her Guardian Angel. Heathcliff crowed. His voice always makes me feel good.
Helen Hunt Jackson was from the State of "Massachusetts" near "Connecticut," where my boss's sister Susan lives with her sons Dalton and Austin. In the 1880's she came out here to visit California, and saw "how badly" Indians were treated. So she wanted to help them.
Daisy told me a tv show described Helen Hunt Jackson's 1884 "Novel" Ramona as being "Romeo and Juliet" of 19th century Alta California. Wow! Helen Hunt Jackson died the year after her book came out. Now every year in "Hemet" they perform a play based on her book.
"UNCLE TOM'S CABIN"
Oh! Helen Hunt Jackson's husband, and their two sons; died during her lifetime. Her "hope" was her story would "prick the conscience" of white people the way that one other early 1850's book "Uncle Tom's Cabin" from the early 1850's had done. I smell Arborvitae.
Daisy says the man on the tv show mentioned how Helen Hunt Jackson was a good Poet too. It says here since, they were teenagers; she and that other girl from Massachusetts Emily Dickinson had been friends. Cher the Cat used the right vertical gate slot to go into the field.
My boss's mom met a lady who told her about the annual "Ramona Pageant" in Hemet, which is in "Riverside" County. I guess, since 1923; it's performed in a "Natural Amphitheatre" called the "Ramona Bowl." Daisy told me that guy Huell Howser did an episode on it.

MID-AFTERNOON SKY
Dais and I, to let them know we're aware of them; bark when people walk or ride Bikes or Horses past our land on the road in front of our property. It's our "Duty" to do that but, we also have fun and get to show Mr. Steve we're doing our job. I see Libby over in her Corral.
One time a Donkey got loose out there on the road, and three men chased it and tried to rope it; but the Donkey didn't want to go with them and kept kicking hard while "Braying." It was so exciting and even good old Rosie next door was barking too! I can now smell Libby.
It was so amazing when that Donkey got loose. It was going back and forth out there on our road. Later my boss joked with Mr. Randy how those three men trying to catch the Donkey looked "kind of like the Three Stooges." That Donkey did not want to go back in its trailer.
"THE THREE STOOGES"
Someday I want to see the Three Stooges, even though Daisy thinks they're "just okay" when it comes to comedy. Those three guys looked funny flying around trying to put the rope on that Donkey's neck. They finally did and an older lady pulled a trailer into position to get it.
After that Donkey was back in it's "Horse Trailer" everyone laughed. Mr. Steve jokingly calls us the Three Stooges, and says sometimes a "serious problem is not funny at the time;" but is "looked back on with some humor." Max the Hummingbird just now went zooming bye.
Daisy says the Three Stooges always get into problems, but then get out of trouble. Even though many Three Stooges films are from the 1930's, when Mr. Steve's parents were born; the boss named "Moe" has a 1960's BEATLE'S style haircut Daisy noticed. I smell Creosote.
"THE THREE STOOGES"
Daisy heard the Three Stooges were Jews who changed their names because in the 1920's and 1930's there was a lot of "Anti-Semitism" here in America. The original three were Moe the leader, and "Larry" and "Shemp;" who Moe boss's around and even hits. Dawn's barking.
In real life Moe and Shemp were brothers Dais says, and when Shemp left in 1932 their younger brother "Curly" came in to replace him. He's baldheaded, and talks funny from what Daisy told me. He can dance in circles while laying totally sideways on the ground I guess.
The "Stooges" were popular during the 1930's "Great Depression," so were lucky just to even have a job. In 1932 Mr. Steve's dad was born, the following year both Adolph Hitler and Franklin Roosevelt came to power. Boy! Dawn has such a strong reassuring kind of voice.
THE "GREAT DEPRESSION" (1930'S)
PHOTO BY DOROTHEA LANG
Wow! Pictures of 1930's America in my Encyclopedia show poor people. Mr. Steve's four Grandparents lived through the Great Depression, and Grandpa "Trujillo" was so fortunate to have his job loading and unloading "Freight and Baggage" from Trains. Libby whinnied.
I heard Mr. Steve and Mr. Randy talk about the Three Stooges, and how many girls, like Dais and Mr. Steve's mom for example; don't like "Slapstick" humor. I guess, at times the Three Stooges say when trying to solve a problem, "We'll just have to blast!" Daffy's quacking.
The Three Stooges aren't lazy Dais says, in each show they have a new job. Curly must've had a hard head Daisy thinks, because one time he was at the bottom of a well and Moe dropped a shovel down on him. The shovel hit Curly's head, but it was the shovel that got dented.
MICHAEL JACKSON (1959-2009)
Daisy told me about that guy Michael Jackson, who she thinks is such a good Dancer he can go backward. I guess he liked the Three Stooges, and my boss thinks he was "influenced" by Curly. He and his four brothers in the JACKSON 5 were from the State of "Indiana."
In 1984 my boss almost took pictures of Michael Jackson at the Forum for the JACKSON 5 "Reunion" tour. But, "at the last minute" he says; he was "Bumped" and his Photo Pass given to a Photographer "related" to someone important at the Forum. I smell some Mesquite.
Mr. Randy joked Michael Jackson's "Moonwalk" may've been influenced by Curly, who in the 1930's did a "backslide" walk too. One time at the Sylmar Library Mr. Steve met this guy who knew the history of the "Moon Walk" dance. He told my boss about "Cab" Calloway.

"CAB" CALLOWAY (1907-1994)
The man at the Library said in the 1930's Cab Calloway, who he thought influenced the dancing of Jackie Wilson, James Brown and Michael Jackson; did a kind of Moonwalk. Oh! I wonder if a Dog could learn to do a Moon Walk dance? Andy's sniffing the air over there.
Mr. Steve often listens to that guy Bill Handel on the Radio, and when Bill Handel does his legal advice show on Saturdays; he always plays this Cab Calloway song to start the show. I just looked up in time to see Fannie and Freddie flying bye. They're talking to each other.
Tomorrow Dais has me scheduled to learn about that 1939 movie called "The Wizard of Oz." The girl who plays "Dorothy" was Judy Garland, and the man at the Library says in one of her movies she Moonwalked. Judy Garland was from Lancaster in the "Antelope Valley."
JUDY GARLAND (1922-1969)
The man at the Sylmar Library said the movie where Judy Garland did here "pseudo" Moon Walk came out in 1944, during World War II. I guess it "wasn't nearly as impressive" as what Michael Jackson would do many years later. A Train just whistled faintly to my left.
A Moon Walk for Dogs might be successful, and I'll bet I could learn to do if I practiced hard enough. Ah! Maybe I might even be able to start a "Dog Dancing School," to teach other Dogs like Daisy to Moon Walk; or do other dances too. We might even make some money.
In a 1958 movie this Mexican Comedian named Aldalberto Martínez, whose nickname is "Resorte," did a Moonwalk type backwards dance in a movie. Mr. Steve was three years old in 1958, his brother Rock one. Samson and Delilah are flying over Libby's Corral over there.

ALDALBERTO "RESORTES" MARTÍNEZ (1916-2003)
When that man at the Library mentioned Resortes, Mr. Steve told him all of his four Grandparents liked Resortes and this other Comedian from Mexico named "Cantiflas." Down on the Patio floor Ants are marching bye near Miss Emily's old coffee table. Dawn's barking.
In the early 1980's Mr. Mark in Hawaii danced on "Soul Train," and in 1973 Michael Jackson as a kid did a dance called the "Robot" on that show. Daisy says he " moved kind of the way DEVO did in their concerts in the mid-1970's. I wonder if I could learn to Robot dance?
Daisy says, when Mr. Steve was young he liked to dance but now thinks he's too old to do it anymore. Mr. Mark must be a really good Dancer if they let him go on Soul Train, and he was told it was Soul Train Dancers who taught Michael Jackson to Moonwalk. Heathcliff crowed.

MICHAEL JACKSON (BEFORE / AFTER) HOWARD HUGHES (LATE IN LIFE)
Wow! Two pictures in my Encyclopedia show how Michael Jackson looked as a kid and then just before he died. My boss thinks, "as talented as he was;" he also "went kind of crazy." It seemed like he didn't want to be black, or like his face; so had a lot of "Plastic Surgery."
Mr. Ralph thinks Michael Jackson is an example of how, just like that other guy Howard Hughes; rich people can "get away with" things other's can't. Dais heard that Michael Jackson "Overdoses" on a drug almost no one can even "Acquire." I smell the Mulberry tree.
I'm tempted to write about Howard Hughes. Mr. Grant and my boss talked about how, on Airplanes; he used "Rivets" which didn't stick up so lessened the "Drag" while flying along. Recovering from a Plane crash, he designed the Hospital beds everyone uses now I guess.

WASP
Oh! One of those Bugs Mr. Randy calls "flying Ants" went bye. Because at night they attack lights Mr. Steve calls them "Kamikaze" Bugs. Over the next three days I'll learn about "Suicide Bombers, like World War II Japanese Kamikaze Pilots; or modern "Jihadists."
Mr. Mike says Wasps "help control" the population of other Bugs which people don't like. Daisy heard; they lay their eggs inside Bugs like Beetles and then when the babies are born they just eat the "host" Beetles for food. Boy! I don't think I would want to be a Beetle.
Dais told me the Mexican Comedian Resortes was an "Acrobat" in a Circus so could do things like Moonwalking. She says Mr. Steve one time talked with a customer in the city of Las Vegas about a a Mexican Boxer named Jorge Paez. A Lizard ran bye out there in the dirt.

JORGE "MAROMERO" PAEZ (LEFT)
I guess Jorge Paez also worked in a Circus; and was nicknamed "Maromero," which Mr. Steve was once told means "Somersault." Daisy heard, after a fight he did "Back Flips" in up in the ring; and Moonwalked. Jerry Buss really liked watching Jorge Paez's fights .
Mr. Steve jokes Maromero Paez sometimes moved "like he was made of rubber," making him hard to hit; which often frustrated opponents. He was a "Flamboyant Entertainer" in how he dressed and cut his hair, and Mr. Steve used the word "flashy." I smell some Mesquite.
Jorge Paez, from "Mexicali" in Mexico; now lives as a "Jehovah's Witness" Christian in Las Vegas. Michael Jackson's family and that guy PRINCE are also Jehovah's Witness's, who the Nazi's killed in the 1940's. Mr. Julio at work is from the "Calexico" Mexicali area too.
DWIGHT EISENHOWER PATTI SMITH MEGADETH
Dais heard some famous people were "Raised" as Jehovah's Witness's but then dropped out, like General Eisenhower, the Singer Patti Smith and also MEGADETH'S Dave Mustaine for example. I can see, and now smell; Alpha Company out there in the desert behind the Sheds.
The man at the Sylmar Library did a College "Research Paper" on Moonwalking. Daisy says he joked, in 1969 Astronauts Neil Armstrong and "Buzz" Aldrin did a real "Moon Walk." Russian Hockey player Alexei Kovalev ice Moonwalked, which Dais says must be really hard.
Michael Jackson was "influenced" to Moon Walk by 1950's Singer Jackie Wilson, and James Brown a decade later; the man at the Library said. Both were great Dancers as well as being good Singes too. Samson and Delilah the Ravens are flying over Libby's Corral.
JACKIE WILSON (1934-1984)
This Encyclopedia says Jackie Wilson was a Detroit friend of "Motown's" Barry Gordy. They were Boxers together, and he was important in the "transition" from "Rhythm and Blues" music into "Soul." But I guess, just like those guys Mozart and Vivaldi; he "died broke."
Mr. Steve joked with that man at the Library how the Three Stooges Curly may've been the first "Break Dancer." He'd lay on his side and spin around in circles, saying he was doing his imitation of a "Chicken with its head cut off" routine." Andy's now looking at me.
At the "Hollywood Palladium" Mr. Steve saw a band called the STOOGES play. It says in this one Encyclopedia the "Palladium" was built in 1940 as a "dance hall" for four thousand people, so has no seats. "Swing" and "Big" bands played there back in those days I guess.

IGGY AND THE STOOGES HOLLYWOOD PALLADIUM
Mr. Steve's parents went to dances at the Palladium back in the 1960's from what Daisy heard. To this day their favorite tv show is the "Lawrence Welk Show" reruns, which was often filmed down at the Palladium. Blackbeard and Anne Bonny are flying over Libby's Corral.
The LENNON SISTERS are Mr. Steve's parents favorite Singers on The Lawrence Welk Show. This morning I mentioned those two Boxing Ring Announcer's Mr. Steve took pictures of in the 1980's named Jimmy Lennon Sr. and Jr. They're related to the LENNON SISTERS.
In the 1870's my boss and his friends saw the KINKS, ZZ TOP, BLUE OYSTER CULT, and KING CRIMSON play at the Palladium. Dawn's over there near the fence barking, and I can smell Blinky standing right next to her. And now I can also smell good old Rosie too.

THE MOVE E.L.O.

In the early 1970's Mr. Steve liked an English band called the MOVE, who became the ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, or "E.L.O." for short. Daisy heard one time he and Sandy saw E.L.O.'S first tour down at the Hollywood Palladium. I can smell Libby over there.
Mr. Steve saw JO JO GUNNE at the Palladium. They were from Los Angeles and two of the members had been in SPIRIT. Mr. Steve has SPIRIT and JO JO GUNNE vinyl records in his bedroom Daisy says. Their name is from this 1950's Chuck Berry song "Joe Joe Gun."
A Jewish girl my boss met knew SPIRIT'S Guitarist Randy California. "California" was not his real last name, he was Jewish and Jimi Hendrix gave him that nickname because there were two Randy's in the band at that time. The other guy he called Randy "Texas" I guess.
SPIRIT JO JO GUNNE
That Jewish girl "suspects" the "Introduction" to LED ZEPPELIN'S song "Stairway to Heaven" may have been "Copied," or "Lifted;" from a SPIRIT song Randy California wrote called "Taurus." Mr. Dave thinks that both "melodies do sound very similar" alright.
In 1969 LED ZEPPELIN "Opened Up" concerts for SPIRIT. That girl says, what makes some people think LED ZEPPELIN stole part of Randy California's song is on that Tour LED ZEPPELIN "covered" a SPIRIT song from the same album Taurus was on. I smell Sage.
Mr. Steve's friend Mark in Hawaii who plays guitar admires Jimi Hendrix so knows how impressive it is that Jimi Hendrix hired a fifteen year old Randy California for his band. Randy California drowned in Hawaii saving the life of his son that girl said. A Train just whistled.
TOMMY DORSEY ORCHESTRA "DUKE ELLINGTON (1899-1974)
I guess, the Hollywood Palladium was built in 1940 for "half a million dollars," in those days a lot of money Daisy says. The first concert ever held there was by the TOMMY DORSEY ORCHESTRA and Frank Sinatra. One ticket cost a dollar, while dinner was three dollars.
The Palladium was "designed" in an "Art Deco" style, which Dais says Mr. Steve's mom studied in College at C.S.U.N. In my books I'm looking forward to learning about that style and also "Art Nouveau." Fannie and Freddie, talking to each other; are flying bye right now.
Jimi Hendrix played at the Palladium in 1969, and in 1973 my boss and Miss Sandy saw that blind guy Stevie Wonder there. Mr. Steve told Mr. Dave on that night this other really tall guy named Taj Majal also performed. The GRATEFUL DEAD played there a few times. 

IGGY AND THE STOOGES SPIDERS FROM MARS
Daisy heard Mr. Steve tell Mr. Dave in New Mexico he thinks "Stooges" is an odd name for a band but, they influenced a lot of later Punk bands over the years. He was told by a girl one time that David Bowie's "Ziggy Stardust" character comes from meeting Iggy Pop.
Iggy Pop is from the city of Detroit while David Bowie grew up in England. Both places have produced good Musicians but, sadly; both Detroit and England are now in bad "Financial" shape. I just picked up Blinky's scent as he stands over there right next to Dawn and Rosie.
Mr. Steve heard Detroit, in the State of "Michigan;" had to "Declare Bankruptcy!" Dais says that means they didn't have enough money to pay bills, which is what my Dictionary calls "insolvent." The big city of "San Bernardino" to our south also went "Bankrupt" Dais says.



THEODORA
Aha! I knew I was smelling Theodora the Thrasher Bird, and sure enough there she is on her favorite Creosote bush near Jack the big Shed. And now I can smell her Creosote bush too. I smell Able Company right now walking around out in the desert behind the three Sheds.
Daisy told me Mr. Steve and Mr. Dave one time talked about how, partly because of that "Internet;" it's now way harder for Musicians to "Earn a Living." As with most things my boss says, the Internet is "dual in nature;" good with bad and bad with good. Daffy's quacking.
For Mr. Steve, who used to spend a lot of time in Libraries; the Internet is great but he knows dishonest people called "Crooks" and "Swindlers" are also on the Internet trying to steal money. Besides Musicians, "Travel Agents" have been hurt by the Internet. I smell Sage.
JOE WALSH
Mr. Steve jokes, in some ways he's kind of a "Dinosaur;" because he often prefers old technology. He identifies with a Joe Walsh song about being an "Analog" person in a "Digital" world. Theodora just jumped down from her bush and is now running to the front yard.
Daisy says Mr. Steve and Mr. Dave both prefer music that isn't "Programmed" or made on a Computer. They like when Musicians play together, even if the music has a few "warts" and isn't perfect. A tv show Daisy and Millie saw mentioned this thing called "Auto Tune."
To my boss Analog has a "warmer" feeling or quality to it, and one of his customers one time described it as being "organic." He jokes, if he was a "D.J." he'd use digital because vinyl records and C.D.'s "take up more space." Besides, most people dancing aren't that "critical."

THE KINGMEN THE KINKS
Dais told me about a song by the KINGSMEN from the 1960's called "Louie, Louie." I guess the KINKS covered it in the early 1960's. A timing mistake by the Singer was "covered up" by the Drummer and they just recorded and put that song out with the mistake left in.
A customer once told Mr. Steve LED ZEPPELIN left in a few "imperfections" or "rough edges" on their first album. He said you can even hear the bass drum peddle squeaking on one of the songs. My boss says he's heard that album a few times but "never even noticed it."
Mr. Steve jokes, pretty soon there won't be a need for Musicians, so there will not be a need for musical instruments. He saw an interview where Joe Walsh said he doesn't care for a lot of today's music, most of it made on computers. Frida and Diego just now flew bye.
THE EAGLES
In the early 1970's my boss and Miss Sandy saw Joe Walsh play at the Palladium a few times, before he was in the EAGLES. At that time he was "Opening Up" for the "Main Acts." During those years, because he lived in "Colorado;" he wrote "Rocky Mountain Way."
JOHN DENVER (1945-1997) "RUTAN LONG-EZ"






Mr. Steve thinks "some" of the U.F.O. "sightings" in the years after World War II may have actually those "Flying Wing" Planes "Northrup" was working on. Frida and Diego flew over Libby's Corral and she watched them go bye. I smell Alpha Company under Moe.


















"TRON" (1982)
AUSTIN / SUSAN / DALTON
I've mentioned before how Mr. Steve's sister Susan, back in the 1980's; worked as a "Set Decorator" on the "Bill Cosby Show" and also "Roseanne." Those were "Traditionally" filmed shows with actual physical Sets with real furniture and things like that I guess. I smell Sage.
If only we had a Time Machine, we could live forever; when you get old you just go back in time. Oh! I wonder if you could charge for letting everyone live forever, because I'll bet you could maybe make money. But, I'm sure my boss would probably never want to do that.
Oh wow! I see one of those ugly Potato Bugs, and it's a big one too. Even though I know they're harmless, I'm still glad I'm safe over here on Elvira. That Potato Bug better be careful as there are a lot of things around here who would love to kill and eat a big exposed Potato Bug.

POTATO BUG "PREDATOR" POTATO BUG FACE
Boy! Potato Bugs have such scary faces. I don't think that Potato Bug even knows I'm up here looking down at him walking bye, and I can see he's going to hide under that curled up green water hose sitting in the dirt near the Arborvitae bush. I smell Andy over there.
Dais told me Mr. Steve heard the monster's face in a 1990's movie called "Predator" was "based partly" on the Potato Bug. I guess, the main Actor in Predator was that one "Austrian" guy Arnold Schwarzenegger; who's a "Body Builder " Daisy says. A small Lizard ran bye.
One time, during the period when Predator came out; Miss Harriet was sent by "Fitness" Magazine to write about an event in West Los Angeles. At this Elementary School the California Governor Pete Wilson and "Arnold" held a meeting. It was in the school's Auditorium.
GOVERNOR WILSON / ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
PHOTO BY STEVE CÓRDOVA
Daisy says the event in that Auditorium was sponsored by Governor Wilson's "Council on Physical Fitness." Miss Harriet's Editor said it was okay for Mr. Steve to go along with her to take pictures. I just noticed Alpha Company of Quail out in the desert behind the Sheds.
At that time Arnold, because he'd been a Bodybuilder; was head of Governor Wilson's program. Both were very friendly and there were a lot of young kids inside of that Auditorium. Miss Harriet, who sounds really nice; wrote a good article about that event Dais heard.
I see Alpha Company doing what Quail often do, "scratching" at the dirt hoping to get lucky and dig up some buried food. When they scratch Daisy thinks they look kind of like little gray Chickens. They scratch a lot in the dirt outside and below Mr. Steve's office window.


HIGH DESERT
At times Daisy and I are kind of curious about what's out in our back half acre but, then we just stay inside our fenced in two acres. Mr. Steve sometimes goes out there and walks along Primavera Road, where the Motocross riders go. Donald and Daisy are both quacking.
Mr. Steve, and Babette, Susan and Karin also sell to "Motorcycle Shops;" even though the bad economy put a lot of them "Out of Business." Mr. Dave, who lives with his wife Miss Julianne in New Mexico; used to sell to Motorcycle Shops. Duck voices make me feel good.
Superstitious is not a word I would use to describe my boss but he told his mom when he first saw on a map how our dirt road is called "Primavera" Road, like Vivaldi's song; he thought it "interesting." I want to think it's a good omen! Another dirt road is named "Daisy" too.
LIBBY
Agh! I see a few Flies over there in the Corral near Libby, but thank goodness there are no Flies over here in our area yet. I sure do hope God, that there aren't too many Flies around this Summer when the weather gets way, way hotter. Flies can really drive you crazy!
Libby's skinny black tail is "swatting" back and forth to keep the annoying Flies away. Daisy and I snap at them and try to bite them but we've never caught one yet. Both of us have at times wondered what a Fly would taste like if we ever did just happen to catch one. Yuk!
Mr. Steve says Libby is about what's called fifteen "hands” tall, each hand four inches; or about the "width" of four human fingers. I could never eat hay or oats, unless of course I was starving. Libby is so nice, and just stays to herself in her Corral not bothering anyone.

MOLLY
I guess Libby is what's called a "Quarter" Horse, and her scent now a part of our lives; even in our dreams sometimes. I sure miss Molly the Mule's scent and at times both Dais and I have wondered if Libby is lonely after she died. Mr. Steve is not lonely being all alone.
Few people visit us anymore, but when they did used to like going up to the fence to pet Molly's nose and rub her head. Remembering her totally unique scent right now is reminding me of when I first came over here to live. Dais and I wish we could have said goodbye.
Even though there were more Flies when Molly was alive, I miss hearing her voice in the mornings because her "braying" welcomed the day just like Heathcliff's crowing. It was funny when that Crow jumped in surprise at Molly's loud voice that time. I smell some Mesquite.
MOLLY (LIBBY IN BACKGROUND)
Molly could hear even better than Daisy and I; which is saying a lot; because both of us having really good hearing. As Dais grows older her eyesight gets worse, but her hearing and sense of smell seem to be getting a lot sharper. I can hear and smell things from far away.
Daisy and I sometimes feel slight vibrations in the ground. To our south, up on the San Gabriel mountains behind the Post Office; the "San Andreas Fault" goes bye but we haven't had any of those "Tremors" lately. Dais says we'll have to be brave if a big earthquake happens.
I've mentioned before how, in that early morning in February of 1971 Mr. Steve and his family lost their house in the "Sylmar" earthquake. My boss was "half awake" but lying in the top "Bunk" of a bed when that really big earthquake hit. Daisy told me what a bunk bed is.
1971 "SYLMAR" EARTHQUAKE
I just thought of how four of the five houses on that round Hagar Street Cul-de Sac in Sylmar were destroyed. Daisy says Mr. Steve told his mom the Sylmar earthquake was not that big compared to others. But on the "Shaking Index Scale" was high on Hagar Street.
Daisy says Mr. Steve told his mom he still occasionally dreams about the loud rumbling sound of that earthquake. His mom said, "I don't know which would be worse, an earthquake or one of those big tornado's like in Texas. My boss's brother Rock's family lives in Texas.
A kid Mr. Steve used to tutor named "Jeffrey" wants to be a "Meteorologist," so studies things having to do with the weather. Daisy heard him explain to Mr. Steve the "Physics" of a "Tornado." Boy! That kid Jeffrey sounds like he's really smart for being only twelve.

"OKLAHOMA TORNADO"
("COMPOSITE" PHOTO / 1898)
Mr. Steve told Jeffrey about a fake "Composite" photo from 1898. I'm looking at it right now in this Encyclopedia and it shows a really scary tornado coming towards you. I would turn and run away and just keep on running and running until I knew I was totally out of range.
But my boss says the Photographer just "combined" two photos together so it wasn't real, in the way people do on those computers now. That one kid Jeffrey says exactly how a tornado "originates" is not totally known yet. Mr. Grant used the words "cut and paste" that time.
Sometimes we have these little swirling "Dust Devils" which spin around like a top. I'm afraid of them but Daisy isn't because she's seen them before. Mr. Steve says they're small little "twisters" but small compared to "powerful" tornadoes in Texas, Oklahoma and Kansas.


"JACARANDA" TREES
All of a sudden I just thought about those "Jacaranda" trees I mentioned before; whose purple flowers "From a Distance" look like leaves. My boss told Mr. Mike some of his memories from Sylmar are cleaning up all of the fallen Jacaranda flowers. Mr. Mike chuckled I noticed.
Mr. Steve told his mom he had a dream about sweeping up the fallen purple flowers from a Jacaranda tree on Hagar Street. Back in mid-1980's, when he, Mr. Mark and Miss Helen sold things for Lakers, Kings and Lazers; their primary color was purple. Heathcliff just crowed.
Daisy heard Mr. Mark in Hawaii's favorite color is purple. He moved from "Milwaukee" to California in the early 1980's, and I'll always be so thankful he sold us you Elvira. I just now thought of how Mr. Mark danced on "Soul Train" and got a date on "Love Connection."

"SOUL TRAIN" MR. MARK WITH SONS "LOVE CONNECTION"
Daisy says Mr. Mark in Hawaii plays guitar and keyboards. Because he was usually low on money, he danced on Soul Train to get the food they gave you "In lieu Of" pay. That means "Instead Of" money Dais told me. All four of the Pigeons are flying out into the desert.
Mr. Mark visited us one time before he and his family moved to Hawaii. He used to visit my boss when he lived on Hagar Street in Sylmar, and enjoyed playing my boss's drums. Two of Mr. Mark's favorite Musicians are Jimi Hendrix and that other guy PRINCE Daisy heard.
Jimi Hendrix had a song called "Purple Haze," PRINCE'S movie is "Purple Rain." In some years we have purple wildflowers around here. Mr. Steve sells hats and one time talked with Mr. Julio, who embroiders them; about how purple is not what's called a "Stock" color.

JIMI HENDRIX PRINCE
I just thought of that New Testament Greek word "Rhêma," which might mean "The living Word." This girl once told my boss, who feels the spirit of Rhêma in music and not just words; at times in history Rhêma has been associated with the color purple. I smell Sage.
Mr. Steve joked Jacaranda trees are pretty, but you have to sweep them up quickly when the flowers fall off; because they turn "sticky." It's "bad on paint" if they fall on your Car Mr. Mike said. The "Clog Up" Pool Filters too so my boss's brother Sam doesn't like them.
This Encyclopedia says the first Jacaranda trees were planted in a city south of us called "Fullerton" in 1931. One time Mr. Steve sold some Season Tickets for the Basketball Lakers to a Baseball player named Gary Carter, who I'll write about in my books. He was from Fullerton.
EMPEROR "JUSTINIAN I / EMPRESS THEODORA ("CONSTANTINOPLE")
Dais saw this good tv show that said the original Roman Empire in Italy, where they spoke Latin; used red as their primary color. When they fell the surviving Greek "Byzantine" Romans to the east adopted purple. I can smell Bonnie and Clyde's babies up there in their nest.
Wow! It says here some Jacaranda trees can live for a century, and grow to be forty feet tall. A lady once told my boss meat "smoked" or cooked with Jacaranda wood tastes good. In 1972 the Jacaranda was made the "Official" tree of "Glendale" where Miss Helen lived.
Miss Helen's neighbors joked about cutting down Jacaranda trees. She said, until they worked for the Lakers, Kings and Lazers; she didn't care for the color purple. Dais noticed how the Colorado "Rockies" Baseball team, and Minnesota "Vikings" in Football; use purple.
DEEP PURPLE
Mr. Steve likes that English band DEEP PURPLE, who did a song about a Swiss Casino burning down. Daisy thinks I'd like the famous main "Riff." Daisy saw Mr. Steve and that kid Jason play it, and Mr. Dave says it's "a good song to practice your High Hat playing."
I'm kind of afraid of fire. Daisy told me about that astounding machine in the kitchen called a "Microwave Oven," which heats things without even using fire. If Mr. Steve wants to heat things, he can also use a ring of fire from a "Stove;" or gas from an "Oven." Wow!
Looking at Libby nibbling the ground over there makes me think of Molly, who had big and very impressive ears. Daisy says it's "small wonder" Donkeys and Mules can hear so well, and we'd hear better too if we had big ears. There are two vapor trails up there in the sky.

JACK THE JACKRABBIT
Oh! I see Jack the Jackrabbit sitting out there in the desert behind the Sheds, but it's so weird to see him not running. This reminds me of when I was homeless out in that field and saw my first Jackrabbit. I was shocked and couldn't believe my eyes at how big the ears were.
The Hawks up here in Piñon Hills like to eat Rabbits. Mr. Steve thinks, like that one guy Charles Darwin said; Rabbits "Evolved" big ears so they could hear "Predators." In order to "Adapt" and survive in our area; it was necessary for them to have extra good hearing.
I just heard in my head Molly the Mule's voice, which my boss once said was part of the "soundtrack" to our lives around here. Hey God! I appreciate this moment. Mr. Steve told his mom living in a desert makes him understand that old saying; "Stop and smell the Roses."
"MONARCH" BUTTERFLY ROSES (SAN FERNANDO MISSION) PHOTO BY STEVE CÓRDOVA
That Monarch Butterfly fluttered bye, which makes think of how Daisy heard they eat "Milkweed;" but also like flowers from those "Oleander" bushes our neighbor's have. This tv show said Monarch Butterflies "Migrate" from Canada. Mr. Steve took pictures of Roses.
Wow! My Encyclopedia says Monarch Butterflies use strong "air currents" to float or "glide" for "one thousand miles" in coming down here to Southern California and Northern Mexico. That's the "longest migration" of any Insect in the world. Libby's looking at me.
Boy God! Right now for some reason I really feel so happy. Mr. Steve thinks, for "good and bad;" most of the time you "don't appreciate something until later" when that period of your life is over. I used to so enjoy hearing Molly the Mule's voice and now she's gone.

POISON
One time Dais and Millie saw a tv show about that 1980's band POISON. I guess they were originally from the State of "Pennsylvania," but came out here to Los Angeles. Daisy says they're mainly Hard Rock "Glam" but have a "Ballad" called "Every Rose Has It's Thorn."
I guess, when he was living on Hagar Street; that kid Michael called Mr. Steve and said, "Mr. Steve, have you ever noticed how the prettier the Oleander bushes are; the more there is to sweep up later when all the flowers fall off?" Dais says he told Michael he did notice that.
Mr. Steve and his parents enjoyed being Tour Guides at the San Fernando Mission. Daisy saw a good picture Mr. Steve took of his parents and Grandma Córdova standing in front of the "Córdova Fountain" in the "East Garden" of the Mission. I smell the baby Cholla cactus.
"CORDOVA" FOUNTAIN "S.F. MISSION PEACOCK
PHOTOS BY STEVE CÓRDOVA
Mr. Steve's father regrets not visiting that Spanish city of "Córdoba." The "Design" of the Córdova Fountain, in the Mission's "East Garden;" is influenced by Muslim ideas. Daisy heard Mr. Steve and Miss Karin at work talk about a picture he took of a Mission Peacock."
I'd like to run around and smell the San Fernando Mission grounds someday. My boss could even give us our own personal tour like he way he used to do. That's why I need to learn as much as I can about the Alta California Missions, just in case some day I get to go there.
Dais heard Mr. Steve and Miss Karin talk about how boy Peacocks, like the boy Finches around here; are more colorful than girl Peacocks. Daisy thinks, because I like royal blue; I'd love how male Peacocks are "fluorescent" color blue. They have long colorful tails I guess.
MISS KARIN
I mentioned how Miss Karin, who sells the same things Mr. Steve, Susan and Babette do; lives in Sylmar. And the place where she and her husband live used to have some Peacocks. Up in the now high blue mid-afternoon sky a small flock of Birds is moving toward the east.
Peacocks used to just wander around the grounds at the San Fernando Mission, but not anymore from what Daisy's heard. As Miss Karin and her husband know, Peacocks are nice to look at but can be kind of a "messy" Bird too. Andy's over there guarding their burrow.
All of a sudden, I just thought of the Aqueduct near us; that takes the water down to Los Angeles. I remember that time Mr. Randy called it and the L.A. River "cement rivers." Some poor people "low on food" sometimes Fish over there in the California Aqueduct he said.

KENNY ROGERS
Living homeless out in that field made me learn when to "stand my ground or run," but mostly run; which Mr. Steve calls "fight or flight." His dad plays "Poker" and calls it knowing when to "Hold" or "Fold" your cards. I can smell Bonnie and Clyde's babies up there.
Daisy heard Mr. Steve tell Mr. Dave his parents one time met this Country Music Singer named Kenny Rogers and his wife. I guess Kenny Rogers wrote a song about gambling. Both Mr. Steve and his father tell everyone never to gamble, unless you can "afford to lose."
At C.S.U.N. Mr. Steve took classes in "Inductive" and "Deductive" logic. Inductive logic deals with the "Laws of Probabilities," like which cards you're "likely to be dealt" to get Poker hands that will win. Deductive logic deals with "Known and Absolute" things like numbers.


MR. STEVE'S FATHER ON LEFT ("KOREAN" WAR)
During the Korean War, while in the Marines; Mr. Steve's father played a lot of Poker. I've mentioned before how, there are now South Koreans living near us; and some are Farmers who grow that "Jujube" fruit. Koreans make good food like soup with jujube Daisy heard.
My boss knows an older Korean couple. They like practicing English with him, and said jujube is "like a date;" and "can be medicine" too. Daisy says Mr. Steve told his Niece Steph, a really good Cook herself; how Koreans like to eat chips dipped into this "Soybean" sauce.
We have a washer and dryer but sometimes Mr. Steve takes clothes to a "Cleaner" over in Phelan. A really nice Korean lady is always there and Mr. Steve can tell she's not Buddhist but Christian. Hey Lord! Daisy heard there's now a Korean Christian Church near us.

"KOREAN" WAR
That one Korean couple, who both lost family in the Korean War; told Mr. Steve to say "thank you" to his father for fighting back then. Mr. Steve relayed that message to dad who just said, "Tell them you're welcome." Mr. Steve's father gave candy to Korean kids.
According to that couple Koreans first settled here in the early-1990's. This Restaurant called "The Place Where the Clouds Rest" attracted South Koreans, who noticed how the land kind of resembled areas where they grew up. Donald and Daisy are quacking over there.
Daisy says the Korean lady said she was living in "Garden Grove" but when she saw our area she liked it way better and wanted to move here. Mr. Steve told her and her husband how he once sold Boxing season tickets to a Barber in Garden Grove. A Train whistled faintly.
LOS ANGELES "KOREATOWN"
PHOTO BY "DISCOVER LOS ANGELES"
Another thing my boss and that Korean couple talked about is an area of Los Angeles called "Koreatown." Mr. Steve told them, he's driven on "Olympic" Boulevard a few times over the years; and so has his father. One time he even took pictures at a Koreatown wedding.
Dawn's barking. Mr. Steve thinks I'm a good "Bluffer" when I pretend to be mean in guarding our two acres, which Dais thinks funny because Mr. Steve jokes it's "not a good thing" when image or perception become more important than reality." I smell Joshua trees.
I think, if anyone ever does try to invade us, Daisy and I will both protect our land. We have sharp teeth and I can bite hard. The Australian Shepard in Dais makes her first instinct to "herd," so Mr. Steve laughs seeing her trying to pin me in a corner; but I'm too "Elusive."
JOE FRAZIER / MUHAMMAD ALI
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Mr. Steve told his dad, when Dais wants to herd me she tries to "cut off the angle," the way Joe Frazier did in his three fights with Muhammad Ali. My boss joked Daisy tries to "maneuver" me into a corner too. Joe Frazier had short arms I guess.
Like Muhammad Ali, I'm fast and good at "Ducking and Weaving." Joe Frazier had to get "On the Inside" and, unfortunately for Daisy; I'm as hard to catch as was Muhammad Ali hard to hit; Dawn's barking over there and I can smell Blinky.
Trying to herd me is like "trying to herd a Cat" Mr. randy joked. But, it's in Daisy's "Nature" to herd so telling her not to do it would be like telling me not to run, as I have a lot of "Nervous Energy." In fact, I kind of feel like running now but I'd better not.
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"BILLY" GOAT GOATS IN TREE PHOTO BY YAVUZ SARIYILDIZ
I just thought about "Goats," which Daisy's old owner's used to have. They have two sharp horns to stab you Daisy told me, and Miss Susan described their voices as "Bleating." Mr. Steve likes a 1970's English band called FAMILY, whose lead Singer sounds like a Goat.
Boy! I'd like to see how Goats can climb into a tree and stand on the branches the way Daisy told me. Mr. Steve told his mom, one time as a kid in New Mexico at his Uncle Casey's house in "Jarales;" he was attacked by an angry Goat. Two of the Pigeons are flying bye.
My boss told his mom he didn't notice the Goat nibbling on his "untucked" shirt until the Goat's teeth pinched him. He reacted "impulsively," hit the Goat; and quickly realized that was a dumb thing to have done. He and his Cousins had to run and hide inside their house.



THOR (GOD OF "THUNDER AND LIGHTNING") MISS HELENA

A tv show about "Vikings" Daisy saw said "Thor," "God of Thunder and Lightning;" rode a Chariot pulled by Goats. My Encyclopedia says the Viking "Sagas" said he was "Odin's" son. Miss Helena is from is from the country of "Norway" where some Vikings were from.
I guess Thor's magical belt "Megingörd" gives him "great strength," while his hammer "Mjölnir" shoots out lightning; and flies back to him like a "Boomerang" when he throws it. My boss has a boomerang, in the garage are "Sledge" hammers. I smell Juniper.
Thor lived in a giant Hall called "Asgard," in "Valhalla;" where brave Vikings go "if they died courageously." It says here Asgard is "ruled over" by Thor's dad Odin, who has a magic Goat named "Heidrûn." A Lizard is over there standing on the wall doing pushups.
"VALKYRIES"
It says here what the tv show said, how some pretty girls called "Valkyries" would come down on flying Horses and then "escort" the souls of brave Vikings up to Valhalla. I glanced up just in time to see Samson and Delilah the Ravens flying together over Libby's Corral.
Hey God! Asgard kind of sounds like Heaven, and Valkyries sort of sound like Angels. I guess some Crows "accompanied" those Valkyrie's and their flying Horses wherever they went. I see, and now smell; Libby walking around slowly and carefully over there in her Corral.
Daisy says the tv show about Vikings mentioned the failed 1944 assassination attempt on Adolph Hitler called "Operation Valkyrie." I'll find out about it tomorrow when I learn more about the Second World War. A train whistled faintly way out there in the desert to my left.
RICHARD WAGNER (1813-1883)
This Encyclopedia says in the 19th century a German Composer named Richard Wagner wrote an "Opera" called "Ride of Valkyries." My German Dictionary says that would be "Ritt der Walküren." Richard Wagner's powerful music "heavily influenced" Hitler Dais heard.
Most of the time my boss prefers Classical music over "Opera" singing, but an exception are Wagner's "Heroic" Opera's. He "gets" why Hitler was so inspired by the mythical Viking world it creates. Mr. Steve's mom also thinks the Rhêma feeling can come from music too.
Oh! My Encyclopedia says Richard Wagner was born on May the 22nd, which in looking at my list of dates I see is the day before my boss's brother Sam's birthday. Boy! The air is so clear right now and the sky is so blue. Thank You God, I'm having so much fun today.
"WAGNERIAN" OPERA PLASTIC VIKING HELMET
Mr. Steve told Mr. Ralph he understands why Hitler liked "Wagnerian" operas; they also give him a feeling of "Rhêma" too. Many think Vikings wore helmets with horns or wings on them, and it was because of Wagner's plays. Blackbeard and Anne Bonny are flying bye.
Daisy says Mr. Bobby the Boxer gave Mr. Steve a blue and gold plastic Viking helmet his Niece Cristina wore in a picture he took of her. My boss says "in real life" most Vikings had "simple" helmets, some with nose guards or a face shield. Many "couldn't afford" a helmet.
I guess, "Viking" means "to go off raiding." For most of year the Vikings were Farmers, Fisherman or Hunters. I like maps! Two in my Encyclopedia show how "Scandinavia," where the Vikings originally lived; is now the three countries of Norway, Denmark and Sweden.
VIKING "VOYAGES"
The maps show where the Vikings sailed around the world for "Trading and Raiding." I see how they even went up Rivers all the way to Russia, and the caption says "five hundred years before Columbus;" they were in what would be called the "New World." I smell Sage.
Dais says, Mr. Steve has Medals, Crosses, Amulets and Good Luck Charms hanging above the desk in his office. I guess one is a metal "Ankh," another in the shape of little Angels; and there's a small Thor's hammer in there too. He also has some Hummingbird-themed chimes.
Two places explored by Viking were "Iceland" and then "Greenland." Mr. Steve's dad jokes calling it Greenland was probably "false advertising," it would have been more honest to have called it "Whiteland" because it was very cold. Max the Hummingbird flew bye.
"GREENLAND" SHARK
Oh wow! Pictures in my Encyclopedia show "Greenland" Sharks. Dais heard Mr. Steve talking to a customer who's originally from Iceland about them. The caption describes them as "slow-moving, living in deep frigid sub-Arctic water; and can grow to be twenty feet long."
Wow! Some say living in "frigid" water Greenland Sharks might live for five centuries. That makes them the "longest living vertebrate" in the world; which means they have skeletons. Living in such deep water, they don't need eyes that much; but have a good "sense of smell."
Daisy says the Parts Manager from Iceland told Mr. Steve about that girl Singer named "Bjork." Daisy thinks she has one of the most unique voices in history, and wears some unusual costumes too. All four of the Pigeons are flying over Libby's Corral and moving to the east.

ALEXANDER "THE GREAT" "DELPHI" RUINS ORACLE
(356-323 B.C.)
PAINTING BY MARK CHURMS
I see Libby over there to my right, and for some reason that makes me think of that guy Alexander the Great; and his black Horse "Bucephalus." Before an ancient Greek person did anything, they first made a "Pilgrimage" to the city of "Delphi." I smell some Mesquite.
Daisy saw a tv show about people who predict the future. The man said, once at Delphi Greeks paid a girl "Priestess" called an "Oracle" or "Pythia" to predict your future. She talked in "Code" so you had to "Interpret" what she said, which at times wasn't that easy I guess.
Hey Lord! It says here in this Encyclopedia that guy Alexander died at the age of thirty three just like You. On his deathbed, when asked who should his huge empire go to he said; "Tôi Kratistôi" which in Greek means "To the strongest." Alexander the Great visited Delphi.
MICHEL DE NOSTRADAMUS (1503-1566) EDGAR CAYCE (1887-1945) WITH WIFE
Dais says the tv show also talked about guys like "Nostradamus" in the 16th century and a man from the State of "Kentucky" named Edgar Cayce. Edgar Cayce was also a "Fortune Teller" or "Psychic." Another name for those girls over at Delphi was a "Sybil" I guess.
Edgar Cayce, like those Oracles and Nostradamus; went into "trance" to predict the future. The tv show said Edgar Cayce was a good Photographer and he and his wife, who Daisy says sounded really smart; had three kids. The four Pigeons are now flying toward the west.
I guess that man Edgar Cayce sometimes "Interpreted" dreams, and believed in the idea of "Reincarnation;" where a soul has more than one life. Boy! I sure do wish I could have some of my dreams explained, and know Daisy would too. A Freight Train just whistled to my left.


WOODROW WILSON (1856-1924) WITH WIFE
Edgar Cayce did "Readings" for people. President Woodrow Wilson even had him come over to the White House one time Daisy says. The tv show said President Wilson was one of the "most educated" Presidents. When he had a "Stroke" his wife was secretly doing the work.
Woodrow Wilson, unlike Edgar Cayce; didn't really like people all that much. For a time, to help him; his wife Edith was "in effect" the first female President Mr. Steve thinks. Though he was a "Liberal Democrat" Mr. Steve told his mom, he was his days "typical white racist."
My Encyclopedia calls Edgar Cayce the "father of holistic medicine" in saying physical, mental and spiritual health were equally important. Daisy heard Mr. Steve say "New Age" and "ahead of his time" when telling his mom about Edgar Cayce. The Butterfly just flew bye.

"MONARCH" BUTTERFLY
Daisy says Mr. Steve thinks Edgar Cayce and Woodrow Wilson were lucky to have capable wives. Edgar Cayce's wife tried to protect him from overwork when his readings got him tired. The Monarch Butterfly is now fluttering over the three Sheds and going out into the desert.
I guess Edgar Cayce never "Charged for Readings," which sometimes frustrated his wife who knew they were often poor. Even though she "understood and admired" her husband for being such a good person, they had three kids to support. I can smell some Creosote.
The tv show described Edgar Cayce's wife as being "practical" and "sober-minded." She was a great "helpmate" for her husband, who she thought was sometimes "taken advantage of" for being "too nice." I just noticed Andy over there sniffing the air in guarding their burrow.

JERUSALEM
PHOTO BY STEVE CÓRDOVA
Hey God! Just like the ancient Greeks made "Pilgrimages" to Delphi, the three current "Monotheistic" religions go to Israel; and Muslims also go to that city called "Mecca" for what they call a "Hag." Mr. Hussein at "Coffee & Cream" in Sylmar has been to Mecca twice.
Daisy says in the hallway is a framed certificate or "Attestation of Pilgrimage" from Mr. Steve's 1985 trip to Jerusalem. It's above a bookshelf where Mr. Steve keeps books on religion, and a white and blue National flag of Israel hangs next to it. Dawn's barking over there.
I just thought of those Jewish "Menorahs," which Daisy told me are for holding burning candles of lightbulbs. Mr. Steve's father said, as a kid growing up back there in New Mexico; he saw some in people's houses. He's wondered if there's "some Jewish blood in our family."
ENTRANCE TO THE HOUSE "ARCH OF TITUS"
Before you go in our house through the front entrance you see that heavy statue of an Assyrian "Winged Bull." It's made of cement, and so is the Menorah next to it. Two what to me sounds like two fighting Crows are really yelling at each other out there in the back field.
In 1985 Mr. Steve saw the "Arch of Titus," which celebrates that guy Titus defeating the "Jewish Revolt" I wrote about earlier. It shows Jewish Slaves carrying "Booty" taken to Rome, and part of the "Loot" is a Menorah. The mountain fortress of "Masada" fell in 70 A.D.
Dais heard there are two types of Menorah, one with seven "branches;" another version used during "Hanukkah" with nine. Hey God? My Encyclopedia says in the "Hebrew" Bible or "Torah," You told Moses what a Menorah should look like. I can smell Libby over there.
CHARLTON HESTON
("THE TEN COMMANDMENTS" / 1956)
Well, the last thing to write about in this eighth chapter are movies Charlton Heston was in. I'm looking forward to someday seeing his 1950's movie where he plays the part of that guy Moses. Oh! A picture in my Encyclopedia makes me want to see that movie even more.
Hey Lord! Another Charlton Heston movie I can't wait to see is "Ben-Hur." Dais says it's based on a book written after the Civil War by that ex-Union General named Lew Wallace, and is mainly about an ancient Jewish man's family; but also You too. A Train just whistled.
This Encyclopedia says that guy Lew Wallace, who was also a Lawyer and had a smart wife Daisy heard; was from the State of "Indiana." He fought in the Mexican War, and later in the American Civil War too. He led troops in that bloody 1862 "Battle of Shiloh" I guess.
SUSAN WALLACE (1830-1907) LEW WALLACE (1827-1905)
Oh! It says here, after the Civil War Lew Wallace was a Judge in the trials of the people who killed President Lincoln; and later the Rebel Commander of "Andersonville" prison. In the 1870's, before New Mexico was a State; he was "Territory" Governor. I smell Mesquite.
I guess it was when he was New Mexico's Governor, living with his family in the city of "Santa Fe;" that Lew Wallace wrote Ben-Hur. It was also during that period when Billy the Kid was around too. In the 1880's Lew Wallace was the "Ambassador" to "Ottoman Turkey."
Dais saw this one tv show that said Lew Wallace's wife was "of equal intelligence" to her husband, and helped him a lot. One time Mr. Steve's Uncle Gil and Aunt Nelly took he and his brother Rock, and their kids too; to visit Santa Fe. I really like how Springtime smells.

"BEN-HUR" (1959)
I can't wait to see Ben Hur those Chariot Races in Ben-Hur. The story is about a rich Jewish family in "Judea," who mix in with the "Occupying" Romans; and the son Judah Ben- Hur's friend is a Roman named Mesalla," Samson and Delilah are flying toward the west.
Daisy says in Ben-Hur that guy Mesalla goes back to Rome, but then returns to Judea to "Command" Jerusalem's "Garrison." He didn't like it when his old friend "Judah" complains about the way Romans treated the Jewish people in Israel. I smell the baby Cholla cactus.
One time in the movie some Romans are parading in the street, and going bye in front of Judah's family's two story house. Daisy says a loose tile breaks lose, and before Judah can catch it it falls to the ground; which scares some of the Roman Horses. This got the Romans angry. 
MESALLA HAS JUDAH BEN-HUR ARRESTED
Daisy told me in the movie that guy Mesalla accuses Judah Ben-Hur of scaring the Horses on purpose, so has him put in jail. He kicks the family out of their house and makes his former friend into a Roman Slave. Judah's family were probably "made homeless" Dais thinks.
Hey Lord! In chains Judah falls on his way to be a Slave, but You give him water. He has to work in a Mine, and later Dais says, he's whipped a lot being one of the "Galley" Slaves who row a heavy Roman warship. Boy! As You know Lord, the Romans were often really mean.
In this huge sea battle with Pirates Judah's Boat is sunk when another warship rams right into them from the side. But, Judah survives and even saves the life of a "Roman Consul;" who at first prefers to die and tries to kill himself. Max the Hummingbird just now zoomed bye.
JUDAH BEN-HUR (AS "GALLEY" SLAVE)
Dais says the reason that Roman Consul wanted to commit suicide is because he thought he'd lost the battle, but it turns out the Romans won so it was a good thing he'd survived. The Consul is really grateful to Judah and even brings him back to Rome. Heathcliff crowed.
That Consul gets permission from Emperor "Tiberius" to free Judah, and adopt him as a son. He wants him to stay in Rome as a champion Chariot racer but Judah wants to go back to Judea to find his family and confront Mesalla Daisy told me. Heathcliff's Hens sound happy.
Judah finds his old girlfriend "Esther," who says his family are dead, not wanting to tell him his mom and sister don't want him to find out they're in a "Leper Colony." Leprosy makes your parts rot before you even die I guess. In College Mr. Steve dated a girl named Esther.
JUDAH CONFRONTS MESSALA IN ISRAEL
Dais says in the movie, when in Israel Judah has the chance to compete in a Chariot race against Messala; but doesn't want to. But when Esther tells him his family's dead he changes his mind, and uses a team of four white Horses. I smell Andy over there guarding their hole.
I guess Judah's Horses belong to an Arab "Sheik," and Mesalla's Horses are black. Hey Lord! They race for the "Governor" who's that guy Pontius Pilate who later executed You. In the race Mesalla cheats, and the "Hubs" of his Chariot have rotating blades Dais told me.
You can tell sports were violent in the ancient world. The Romans had the "Gladiatorial" games where people and Animals were killed for "Entertainment," and Daisy says those Chariot races were really dangerous too. There were a lot of bad crashes where the Riders got hurt.
CHARIOT RACE
I can't wait to someday see that movie Ben-Hur. Daisy says when Mesalla's Chariot gets "In Close" to the other Chariots those spinning blades cut all the wooden spokes, which causes them to crash. But Judah is way too good of a Charioteer to let him get away with that.
Daisy says when Mesalla realizes Judah might beat him he cheats, even trying to whip Judah; who grabs the whip and pulls it from his hand. Judah has some "Close Calls" where he almost crashes but but eventually Mesalla does crash and gets run over by another Chariot.
After the race, before he dies; Mesalla tells Judah to look for his family in the "Valley of the Lepers." When Judah goes there he catches Esther taking food to his mother and sister, who are Lepers. They're so embarrassed when they see him but he takes them away from there.

"CURING OF THE LEPER"
Hey Lord! Daisy says in the movie people throw rocks at Judah's group in seeing Lepers. Judah heard about You curing the Leper so tries to find You, but You're already "Condemned" and on the way to be crucified. Two Crows are fighting out there in the eastern desert.
As You carried the heavy cross Lord, You fell down so Judah helps You; and realizes it was You who gave him water when he was being led away to be a Slave. And, when You die it rains and the water falls on Judah's mother and sister; which totally cures their Leprosy. Wow!
Dais heard Mr. Steve say he hasn't "gone to the movies" since 2005 when he and his Nieces Samantha and Cristina saw "King Kong." He likes older movies about the ancient world, like "The Robe," "Quo Vadis" and "Cleopatra." I smell the new baby Cholla cactus over there.
"EL CID" CHARLTON HESTON "MAJOR DUNDEE"
I guess, because she also likes movies about history; Mr. Steve's mom enjoys movies with Charlton Heston in them too. Daisy says, besides Moses and Judah Ben-Hur; he also played the parts of Marc Antony, Buffalo Bill, and a Spanish Knight named "El Cid." Dawn's barking.
Dais heard Charlton Heston played Andrew Jackson, John the Baptist, Michelangelo and Brigham Young, but Mr. Steve told his mom his favorite Charlton Heston movie is called "Major Dundee, an American Civil War era film. I'll write about that movie later this afternoon.
Well, only El Cid left to write about. This Encyclopedia says he was an 11th century A.D. "Nobleman" from "Castille" in Spain, alive when William the Conqueror beat England. I've mentioned how the "Castillo" family in Pico Rivera are friends with Mr. Steve's family.
MOVIE "EL CID"
My Encyclopedia says the name El Cid is "derived" from the Arab "title" of "As-Sidi," or "My Lord." The Spanish made it "Al-Sidi," then El Cid. His real name was Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar," and it says here how he lived during "extremely violent" and "polarized" times.
It says here in El Cid's "long career" as a Soldier he fought as a "mercenary" for both Spanish and Muslim Rulers. He led "Spanish troops against Spanish enemies," and "Muslim Soldiers versus Muslim foes; beating them all. "It's amazing he survived" my boss thinks.
El Cid died in the same year when the "First Crusade" was conquering and taking back the city of Jerusalem from the Arabs I notice. Daisy says a tv show said El Cid, like Alexander the Great and Robert E. Lee; rode a famous Horses. I see Libby over there walking around.
RODRIGO DIAZ DE VIVAR ("EL CID" / 1043-1099) ARTWORK BY JAVIER ALCALDE
I guess, El Cid's nickname was "El Campeador;" or "The Champion." His smart boy Horse was named "Babieca," or "Stupid;" but that was only because El Cid was called that for even taking him in the first place. Boy! I really like Libby's totally unique female scent.
One story about how Babieca got his name is, a Monk offered El Cid a free Horse; and he picked a "Runt;" so people thought El Cid was dumb. Dais says runt means the smallest one in a litter, which is what Lady who lived to be nineteen was too. I so glad Libby's still around.
A "Legend" is, when El Cid died his wife allowed his corpse to be tied onto Babieca; who then rode with the body at the head of Spanish troops. When the enemy Muslims saw it they all ran away in panic, thinking they were seeing a ghost. Samson and Delilah are flying bye. 
OUR GRAVEYARD
I guess Babieca is buried right next to his boss back there in Spain. When she dies, Dais wants to be buried up front in our little graveyard near the driveway; next to Lucy, Millie and Blackie. So do I God but, hopefully that won't be for a really long time in both our cases.
Well, I'm finished with chapter nine, so only three more chapters to go. These three books are going to be a lot longer than Daisy and I thought but, that just mean's I can't waste any time and have work even harder. I think I'll hide everything and go take a short pee break.
Thank Everyone up there for helping me so much today. I'm having fun learning all these new things, and now know for sure I'll be one of those "Lifetime Learners" Sister Rita Joseph talked about. Andy's over there sniffing the air while guarding he and Helen's burrow.
